I need to handle this with a little delicacy. A sense of decorum. I need to say it gently because otherwise I might freak out. It's possible that I may have already freaked out... but just a little. How am I going to say this? What's the best way to handle the situation we've found … Continue reading down there
Category: mommified
but I thought torture was illegal in the states
I've spent a good portion of the day cooking. Mixing. Blending. Stirring. Processing. There is so much good food in my kitchen I just don't know what to do, because I can't eat it. It's for tomorrow. For lunch. But it all smells sooooo good and tastes soooooo good (I had to taste test it... … Continue reading but I thought torture was illegal in the states
pop click bing tap tap tap and other irritating onomatopoeia
Oh hell babies, there is a huge disturbance in the force here at the house of Kaos. Did you guys know I used to be a barista? I was. I used to make people coffee... espresso... tea... variations there of. When I first started I drank a lot of espresso. A LOT. I've never been … Continue reading pop click bing tap tap tap and other irritating onomatopoeia
that’s why I couldn’t finish the laundry…
Laundry and I... we're like *this*... and when you picture the "this" please don't see me smiling and winking and crossing my fingers to indicate the total closeness laundry and I have. Instead picture me on top of a pile of clothing stabbing it brutally with a spear while dressed in some leather gladiator chick … Continue reading that’s why I couldn’t finish the laundry…
out ruded
I don't like people. A person I can like on a case by case basis but people in general I often find hard to deal with. One of the things (on a very long list of things) I really don't like is when people talk about you or things concerning you when you're right there. … Continue reading out ruded
all fun all day… and it’ll all end in tears
Today is all about the fun. About the good times. How much awesome stuff can K and I pack into one afternoon without leaving the house. Those are the two most important parts of the day... FUN and NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE. In a little over an hour I'll take her to Music Camp for … Continue reading all fun all day… and it’ll all end in tears
grand ideas are just that…
I had a grand idea of sitting down in my quiet place sipping an ice tea and writing a long lovely blog post that would bring great joy (or possibly sorrow or total apathy) to the masses. That post? Is totally not in the cards for today. It started out alright, I woke up to … Continue reading grand ideas are just that…
thank goodness CamiKaos isn’t a movie critic…
For Fathers Day today we decided, as a family, to go see Night At The Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian. If I were a movie critic I would tell you what I thought of the movie -that it was a fun romp through a world that my family enjoyed visiting in the past and … Continue reading thank goodness CamiKaos isn’t a movie critic…
for as long as it takes my iPhone to update…
This little piece of blogging gold is going to be written in the time it takes my iPhone to update. I'm starting about a minute late so I figure that when it's done I'll have a minute to close up shop and if need be make a stunning summation of the post and my daily … Continue reading for as long as it takes my iPhone to update…
I am the master of that one tiny kitchen area…
Today my friends, is the last day of school. Oh yes. It is. For the whole summer. Because I miss sleeping in and cuddly time with my brilliant beautiful child I am really looking forward to summer break. And I'm going to enjoy it... For about 3 weeks. Then I may weep for the beauty … Continue reading I am the master of that one tiny kitchen area…
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