K stares at me devilishly and smilesHer: ship. sheep. shit. shop. shoe.Me: That's a bad word, do not say it again please. Her: I didn't know shit was a bad word.Me: Then how did you know which word I was talking about?Stunned silence.Mom STILL knows everything.
Category: kaos
focus pocus
I don't know if any of you have caught on to this but in the past several months I have had a tremendous time with concentrating on anything... except my child, my bathroom, my husband and perhaps my cannons, it's hard for me to not notice those.I've put some of my to do's and commitments … Continue reading focus pocus
when I was a teenage rebel…
The teenage years.The years of rebellion.The years of terrorizing parents, stepping out on your own, making a footprint, finding yourself, showing the world who you want to be and stretching the limits of your small world.Oh and then there's the sex drugs and rock & roll... lets not forget about that.Picture a tiny teen girl. … Continue reading when I was a teenage rebel…
because I love you guys…
I was going to do a vlog for you all today (and partly because my faithful doppelganger mentioned it in a comment) but I can't.I just can't do it.I tried to do it but I was so broke down the camera battery died. I think that was for the best.You see, I think you have … Continue reading because I love you guys…
the germ factory, again
Step right up, don't be shy. Send them on in!Runny nose, nasty cough, puked last night? Eh, we don't mind we like them all... one rotten apple to spoil the bunch? Nonsense!Kid has the shits? By all means bring them in. The other kids don't mind, they'll play and dance and even share snacks with … Continue reading the germ factory, again
listen up
So today I need (yes need) you to head on over to Pointless Drivel live and LISTEN TO ME.I will be talking (Yes TALKING) to Mr. Fab on the radio(ish.. because it's still the internet).So what are you doing at 7pm eastern (4pm west coast baby)???You're listening right? Or maybe calling in if you are … Continue reading listen up
4 four frick
This post is really called: Sybil doesn't love me because she sends me junk mail.Four jobs I have had in my life:1. Telemarketer2. Receptionist3. Secretary4. Interior Design LibrarianFour movies I've watched more than once:1. The Usual Suspects (I watched it almost everyday when I was pregnant on bed rest... this is only one of the … Continue reading 4 four frick
just say no… if it’s not trouble I mean
I am a marked woman and no, I am not just talking about my tattoos.Since K started school I had been keeping a pretty low profile in my personal life, in my community life and even at K's school. The stress of her adjustment was too much for me... I didn't want to throw myself … Continue reading just say no… if it’s not trouble I mean
CamiKaos goes to the PTA…
Last night I had my first foray into the realm of the secret society known as the PTA...Shudder.Landismom, I thought of you quite a bit as our own PTA president was talking.Then when others started talking and they went on a little (or 6 decades) too long I started to wander off into Kaos land... … Continue reading CamiKaos goes to the PTA…
the dog ate my video blog
As I sit at the table at this ungodly hour on a Friday morning willing my child to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST EAT YOUR BREAKFAST in a half sleep listening to the morning whining about what the temperature is while Mr. Kaos still hits his snooze button every 7 minutes I must … Continue reading the dog ate my video blog
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