Step right up, don’t be shy. Send them on in!
Runny nose, nasty cough, puked last night? Eh, we don’t mind we like them all… one rotten apple to spoil the bunch? Nonsense!
Kid has the shits? By all means bring them in. The other kids don’t mind, they’ll play and dance and even share snacks with your sick little monster that roams the halls touching every doorknob with their snot encrusted fingers…. fingers that they pressed into their crusty noses, popped into their tiny mouths and that they quite probably forgot to wash after they used the the toilet.
The kids don’t mind.
The school doesn’t mind.
Who cares, after all what is school for, it’s a germ factory right?
(sorry, this is what you get when you subject me to too many days helping at school, I get sick from of or 20 of the kids at school and then I get really really… well… like me).