As I sit at the table at this ungodly hour on a Friday morning willing my child to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST EAT YOUR BREAKFAST in a half sleep listening to the morning whining about what the temperature is while Mr. Kaos still hits his snooze button every 7 minutes I must report a sad thing to you.
The dog ate my vlog.
Er um, I left it on the bus.
Would you believe that I did do my vlog but I left it at home?
Alright, the truth is I stayed up all night to do it but then a band of crazed marauders spirited me away to a funky dance party in the woods through this magical tunnel in the local smoke filled shoe store.
I thought that the party would make a better vlog than my whole question me thing but when I pulled out my video camera all the magical creatures ran away, except one big horse guy who knocked it from my hands and trampled it into 666 little pieces.
I was able to retrieve it and even managed to put it back together, it’s like new, but not in time to film my vlog for today and that is why…
You’ll have to wait.