ship sheep shit shop shoe

K stares at me devilishly and smiles

Her: ship. sheep. shit. shop. shoe.

Me: That’s a bad word, do not say it again please.

Her: I didn’t know shit was a bad word.

Me: Then how did you know which word I was talking about?

Stunned silence.

Mom STILL knows everything.

19 thoughts on “ship sheep shit shop shoe

  1. Lori- Fairytales & Margaritas says:

    That’s great! Xander flat out told me the other day, “I can say bad word like poop, pee and jackass!” Nice!

  2. bellevelma says:

    LOL! Just wait until she starts practicing her rhyming words… truck… thinking of a word that starts with F…

  3. The Holmes says:

    At which point you jumped up and shouted “BOO-YAH! In your face little kid! What’s up?!?!”Or not.

  4. CamiKaos says:

    holmes: Very nearly. I ran in the other room laughing and high fiving myself…Mie: I can’t believe she tried to tell me she didn’t know.. it was CLASSIC. I felt like I was in a sitcombellevelma: I said that one by singing the entire Yanky Doodle song with the letter FLori: I told K she couldn’t say poop anymore, but she was welcome to spell it all she wanted to. It worked.Dan, BW: yep and it was sweet!

  5. n says:

    She is your daughter as you are mine. At least we understand, mine never tried. “Ass”idents do happen. Nana

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