I was going to do a vlog for you all today (and partly because my faithful doppelganger mentioned it in a comment) but I can’t.
I just can’t do it.
I tried to do it but I was so broke down the camera battery died.
I think that was for the best.
You see, I think you have a certain image of me. An idea of who I am.
And I think (and by think I mean I HOPE OH PLEASE DEAR PEOPLE) that your image of me does not include me sounding like there is a combination of sandpaper and gack in my throat.
I’m also kind of hoping that you don’t see me (in your mind’s very acute eye) with my face all puffy and swollen from a horrible cold like occurrence.
Am I right?
Lets just say for the sake of my ego that I’m right.
I like to think of myself as the shiny black haired tattooed maven of this blog…
A blog maven wouldn’t allow all of you to see… nay, force all of you to be subjected to, that kind of horror.
Would she? I think not. I know not.
I am after all the blog maven over here at mommified me.
As an olive branch. A gesture of peace love and horror I will try to come up with some Halloween related fun for all of you to enjoy.
When the hacking is done.
and the coughing.
and the deep deep need to sleep for 12 hours a day…
Okay, so that last one will never really go away… I love sleeping as much as I like a nice pair of jeans and a tight tank top. As much as the Autumn leaves crunching under my feet. As much as I love a fresh cold bubbly cherry coke in a little cup…
But this was supposed to be about you guys, and how I love you all too much to disillusion you and show you the horror that is CamiKaos recovering from a cold… only Mr. Kaos and my mother are capable of still loving me in this state.