Bedtime. We have a love hate relationship with it in my house. I love sleep. I love to go to sleep. I love that I wake up each day since it means that I'm alive and all, but the whole waking process makes me really really cranky. Really. With me the love part is the … Continue reading sweet dreams or you’re grounded…
monday can kiss my ass…
I know I wasn't the only one suffering from a savage case of the Mondays because @mettadore and @kmcdade seemed to be having a problem with it too. Yesterday was just so very Mondaytastic. I haven't had a day so very ingrained in the tradition of monday suckage in such a long time. Truth is, … Continue reading monday can kiss my ass…
You’re a Complete Asshole, You Know That Don’t You?
No, I wasn't talking to you. Why would I call you and asshole, you haven't done anything to me. Unless... unless it was you that stole George, our garden gnome. We got home from Dim Sum Sunday afternoon with friends only to find an empty place in the rose garden where his tiny little feet … Continue reading You’re a Complete Asshole, You Know That Don’t You?
what’s that, it’s 2009?
I'm feeling kind of surreal guys. I know we just went through the whole HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! thing, but really... it's 2009?What happened to the year 2000? Do you remember when we were kids and we looked forward to the year 2000 as some far future time with flying cars when dinosaurs would be cloned … Continue reading what’s that, it’s 2009?
did that hurt?
Since my tattoos are so often visible I've grown accustomed to hearing that question, "did that hurt?" or a variation of it most everywhere I go. I'm safe at family functions because although the rest of my family is not as tattooed as I am, or in most cases not tattooed at all they've all … Continue reading did that hurt?
Chronicles of Bubba the Hamster: Part 2
There's something all of you should know, and I want to tell you this in no uncertain terms... Ready for the knowledge I am about to impart to you? Here it is, hamsters are gross, nasty, unhygienic little fuckers who given the chance will lie around in their own shit all day. Yucktastic. Bubba is … Continue reading Chronicles of Bubba the Hamster: Part 2
an apron, high heels and a birthday cake…
In the last year I've gotten a lot more domestic, kitchen wise. Maybe it's that K is a little more self sufficient these days. Maybe it's that I'm in my 30's and am searching for something more than I had in my 20's. It could be that my high blood pressure has made me truly … Continue reading an apron, high heels and a birthday cake…
the return of toonlet Fridays…
For quiet a while I posted a toonlet every Friday. Some how some time I got away from that, it probably fell victim to my short attention span just like most things do... But it's back with a vengeance this week, and not just because I'm tired with a cold.
good morning, good day and good night
I'm on holiday. come back next week. Love you all!
thankful…
I realize that Thanksgiving is the time I'm supposed to be thankful for stuff and things and what not, but I can't help it that it's now during the winter holiday that I'm feeling thankful. Never mind the more than 2 feet of snow settled into our yard. Forget that I have to cancel my … Continue reading thankful…