I'm going to save the grumblings on how I've been the victim of theft not just once, but twice already this year for another day, and instead talk about something wonderful. Something glorious. Something downright helpful that happened right here in the city I call my home. Community. Oh yes, I know I've said a … Continue reading more blogs than you can shake a stick at…
the techie side of cami…
Do you remember that awful ad campaign? Come see the softer side of Sears? Yeah, it makes me gag too. Really and truly it sounded like Sears wanted to show you it's naughty bits or take you out in the wilderness and have you beat drums with it and then cry on your shoulder while … Continue reading the techie side of cami…
thank everything, it’s friday
the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker…
Rub a dub dub, Three men in a tub, And who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, The candlestick maker. Turn them out, knaves all three! Do you remember that rhyme? For some reason it sticks in my head more so than any other I learned as a child so let me … Continue reading the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker…
sweet dreams or you’re grounded…
Bedtime. We have a love hate relationship with it in my house. I love sleep. I love to go to sleep. I love that I wake up each day since it means that I'm alive and all, but the whole waking process makes me really really cranky. Really. With me the love part is the … Continue reading sweet dreams or you’re grounded…
monday can kiss my ass…
I know I wasn't the only one suffering from a savage case of the Mondays because @mettadore and @kmcdade seemed to be having a problem with it too. Yesterday was just so very Mondaytastic. I haven't had a day so very ingrained in the tradition of monday suckage in such a long time. Truth is, … Continue reading monday can kiss my ass…
You’re a Complete Asshole, You Know That Don’t You?
No, I wasn't talking to you. Why would I call you and asshole, you haven't done anything to me. Unless... unless it was you that stole George, our garden gnome. We got home from Dim Sum Sunday afternoon with friends only to find an empty place in the rose garden where his tiny little feet … Continue reading You’re a Complete Asshole, You Know That Don’t You?
what’s that, it’s 2009?
I'm feeling kind of surreal guys. I know we just went through the whole HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! thing, but really... it's 2009?What happened to the year 2000? Do you remember when we were kids and we looked forward to the year 2000 as some far future time with flying cars when dinosaurs would be cloned … Continue reading what’s that, it’s 2009?
did that hurt?
Since my tattoos are so often visible I've grown accustomed to hearing that question, "did that hurt?" or a variation of it most everywhere I go. I'm safe at family functions because although the rest of my family is not as tattooed as I am, or in most cases not tattooed at all they've all … Continue reading did that hurt?
Chronicles of Bubba the Hamster: Part 2
There's something all of you should know, and I want to tell you this in no uncertain terms... Ready for the knowledge I am about to impart to you? Here it is, hamsters are gross, nasty, unhygienic little fuckers who given the chance will lie around in their own shit all day. Yucktastic. Bubba is … Continue reading Chronicles of Bubba the Hamster: Part 2