stuck

One of the last things my dentist told me before I left today was "It's going to feel like you have food stuck between your teeth for a couple of weeks." All I could really think upon hearing that was that I had a good reason, a very good reason, for willingly having dental work … Continue reading stuck

snow globe

This morning I did the same thing I do every morning, I picked up my iPhone and turned it on, read my email, looked at twitter and checked the weather. Then my iPhone, my knowledge bringer... it told me a blatant lie. "It's going to snow" Okay fine, that shouldn't be in quotes.  My iPhone … Continue reading snow globe

no, not me

My birthday is coming soon.  Less than a week away and I want to be very very excited.  Want to be, but not so much. Why?  None of the reasons you might think (like I could possibly know what you're thinking right). It's because for 3 weeks there have been sick people in my house … Continue reading no, not me

really, 9 years

9 years ago while I was sitting drinking a martini, just after I had a really nice steak, a friend of my friend's walked into a bar to meet us. He smelled good.  Actually he smelled great.  And then I was in love with him. With my track record that could have been THE END. … Continue reading really, 9 years

the calendar

I have to know, I really do.  I need to ask and you have to tell me... Am I the only one putting stuff on my calendar for the summer? It started innocently enough.  Marking the last day of school, noting the date of K's ballet performance.  Writing in a conference... or two.  Okay fine … Continue reading the calendar

tea time

When I was a kid I used to smoke tea.  Yes, I know that's not what it's for, but none the less I did it.  Cigarettes were expensive and hard to get, I was too lazy & scared to do drugs (yes you can be too lazy to do drugs, in my way of thinking … Continue reading tea time