After yesterday’s post I gave some thought to why some of those funny phrases would lead someone to my blog and today I thought I would offer you all some sound reason based logic on why these various phrases have brought people (You? maybe you?) to my site.
-Psychoanalyze Yourself real
Nothing too fun with these two. Once in a desparation for something entertaining to post I put up a myspace psychoanalyze yourself quiz thing. It was very revealing. or something.
-master of cock
I never ever used the phrase “master of cock” on my page! What kind of person do you think I am. I said cockmaster. Completely different!
I’m guessing this has more to do with my receiving and doling out the break out blogger award and less to do with the time I waded through the bowels of Alcatraz in a desperate bid for freedom.
-do tile flange kits work
Someone forgot my “O”. The nerve of some people!!!
Have I ever, and I mean ever in the history of my blog used the letter “T” in anything???
Someone forgot my ” “. The nerve of some people!!!
-water barer tattoo
I don’t have a water barer tattoo. Why? Did someone say I did? THEY lied!
-personal website naked
I don’t have one of those. Do you?
-is there really a santa claus letter
I feel completely qualified to answer this question. Yes there is a Santa Claus letter. More than one in fact. Kids all over write them every year, so there must be at least a hundreds by now.
I have one. It’s lovely. It was a gift. It is MINE. You get your own.
-i fucked tiki
I did not. That would hurt, and besides I love and respect Tiki too much for that to happen.
-stitches in my face
-reindeer santa preschool
Oh come on, I have just NO idea why this is here! Did I once mention reindeer, santa and preschool in one post? Yes, and I already linked it up there….
I don’t do that anymore… but oh for the days of a big bag of salty cashews and a 6 pack of pepsi while I zoned out to watch Buffy….
Well then, it looks like we’ve had a little glimpse into how these things show up in google searches. I hope you all enjoyed it…
Now I’m off to eat some soy sausage and drink my Cherry Coke…. Which makes me wonder why I don’t come up in any google searches for Cherry Coke. I really should, shouldn’t I?