This morning I did the same thing I do every morning, I picked up my iPhone and turned it on, read my email, looked at twitter and checked the weather. Then my iPhone, my knowledge bringer... it told me a blatant lie. "It's going to snow" Okay fine, that shouldn't be in quotes. My iPhone … Continue reading snow globe
today
I'm 32
best of both worlds
This week I get something magical and special. Two Fridays. For a stay at home mom I have an odd schedule. Monday - Thursday is your normal thing for me. I try to go to bed at a decent hour, I get up early, get my daughter ready for school and help my husband get … Continue reading best of both worlds
an unexpected compliment
I spent some time today with a good friend who shall remain nameless in order to protect her identity and her safety... and quite potentially her street cred. While we were together we talked about this that and the other thing, got pedicures, ate lunch. We were also really really judgmental of movie stars while … Continue reading an unexpected compliment
no, not me
My birthday is coming soon. Less than a week away and I want to be very very excited. Want to be, but not so much. Why? None of the reasons you might think (like I could possibly know what you're thinking right). It's because for 3 weeks there have been sick people in my house … Continue reading no, not me
really, 9 years
9 years ago while I was sitting drinking a martini, just after I had a really nice steak, a friend of my friend's walked into a bar to meet us. He smelled good. Actually he smelled great. And then I was in love with him. With my track record that could have been THE END. … Continue reading really, 9 years
toonlet time
the calendar
I have to know, I really do. I need to ask and you have to tell me... Am I the only one putting stuff on my calendar for the summer? It started innocently enough. Marking the last day of school, noting the date of K's ballet performance. Writing in a conference... or two. Okay fine … Continue reading the calendar
the nightmare
As a girl I was plagued with bad dreams, so much so that at some point I stopped crying out in the night unless the visions were particularly stunning. There was one nightmare I had repeatedly and it was the one that came to mind whenever a bad dream was mentioned. I wrote about the … Continue reading the nightmare
tea time
When I was a kid I used to smoke tea. Yes, I know that's not what it's for, but none the less I did it. Cigarettes were expensive and hard to get, I was too lazy & scared to do drugs (yes you can be too lazy to do drugs, in my way of thinking … Continue reading tea time