Oh babies, it's time to come clean. Tell the truth. Fill you in. You deserve to know these things after all. Here it goes, are you ready? This is big... It's been really hot. There I've said it. It's been really hot and the truth is that I live in Portland, Oregon. Not California, not … Continue reading truth be told, sort of
and my kitchen floor is sparkly clean…
Recently we had the good fortune of acquiring an amazing babysitter. Violet Nuit. Now babysitters can be amazing for a variety of reasons and each family needs its own special fit. A babysitter that is perfect for us may be horrible for someone else and the other way around... But we got very lucky in … Continue reading and my kitchen floor is sparkly clean…
clothing racks and the love hate relationship
I have a love hate relationship with clothing that I used to mistake for a love hate relationship with my body. There are few things as frustrating as taking the time to go clothing shopping, being ready and willing to spend a bit of money on clothes (after all, we're not all nudists) and then … Continue reading clothing racks and the love hate relationship
down there
I need to handle this with a little delicacy. A sense of decorum. I need to say it gently because otherwise I might freak out. It's possible that I may have already freaked out... but just a little. How am I going to say this? What's the best way to handle the situation we've found … Continue reading down there
but I thought torture was illegal in the states
I've spent a good portion of the day cooking. Mixing. Blending. Stirring. Processing. There is so much good food in my kitchen I just don't know what to do, because I can't eat it. It's for tomorrow. For lunch. But it all smells sooooo good and tastes soooooo good (I had to taste test it... … Continue reading but I thought torture was illegal in the states
pop click bing tap tap tap and other irritating onomatopoeia
Oh hell babies, there is a huge disturbance in the force here at the house of Kaos. Did you guys know I used to be a barista? I was. I used to make people coffee... espresso... tea... variations there of. When I first started I drank a lot of espresso. A LOT. I've never been … Continue reading pop click bing tap tap tap and other irritating onomatopoeia
that’s why I couldn’t finish the laundry…
Laundry and I... we're like *this*... and when you picture the "this" please don't see me smiling and winking and crossing my fingers to indicate the total closeness laundry and I have. Instead picture me on top of a pile of clothing stabbing it brutally with a spear while dressed in some leather gladiator chick … Continue reading that’s why I couldn’t finish the laundry…
fallen
One after another we fall each in line with no cause but pressure the touch of the one before a line of dominoes the closer we are the faster we fall. But picking back up? That takes longer.
out ruded
I don't like people. A person I can like on a case by case basis but people in general I often find hard to deal with. One of the things (on a very long list of things) I really don't like is when people talk about you or things concerning you when you're right there. … Continue reading out ruded
for the love of my laptop
I was thinking moments ago as I picked up my laptop in one hand and wandered into the next room with it, about the time before the laptop. Not so much historically before the laptop but more personally. I recall having only one computer in the house as a teenager. We didn't have a computer … Continue reading for the love of my laptop
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