For instance, when I'm all pissy and I say mean things, I don't tell you all the mean things I say. When Mike is a bundle of nerves and stress and is a butt head, I don't tell you that. When I'm on my period and bloated and cranky... I don't tell you that either. … Continue reading I don’t tell you everything…
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what’s important
When last I wrote to you, oh gentle readers, I was in the throes of a what to wear crisis. I had a long day ahead of me and I had to dress myself for two very special, very important, very different events. The one I did mention was the first ever on location episode … Continue reading what’s important
I am so totally a girl
I'm just sitting here repeatedly tapping the shift key on my keyboard thinking... Troubling... Trying to figure... Tap tap tap. Why the shift key, you ask? Quite simply because it doesn't do anything unless I push another key too and that is very comforting when I'm trying to think. It's hard to think about other … Continue reading I am so totally a girl
morbid
There's an old refrigerator sitting in the driveway of a house on the way to K's school. You know the kind... beige with faux wood handles, freezer on top with the fridge on the bottom? There it sits... it's been there for months, duct taped shut. I'm sure it's as effective as it gets in … Continue reading morbid
itchy scritchy bitchy me
One of the words in the title is not an actual word, but you know what? I don't frickin care. Really, I don't Why? Can't you read??? I'm itchy!!! And Scritchy!!! And that makes me kind of bitchy. Well, not so much bitchy as just kind of whiny and I complain a lot. In short, … Continue reading itchy scritchy bitchy me
what godfathers are for
Friday night as we were just wrapping up the recording of Strange Love my phone rang. It was upstairs and on silent but I could hear it vibrating on the side board in the dining room. Since we stop recording around midnight I thought it was a little odd that it was ringing at all … Continue reading what godfathers are for
in transit
I was going to post the mad libs response that entertained me most but since no one seemed much up to blog reading this week I think I'm just going to leave that in the ether and let you know that today, is a day in transit. As I type this post I am curled … Continue reading in transit
Thankful Mad Libs with Mr. Fabulous
Back when I was a wee little baby blogger there was a blog that I lurked on. I laughed and threw up into my mouth a little every week. I grimaced and grinned at the sick sense of humor and then after a while I started commenting. That site was Pointless Drivel, the home of … Continue reading Thankful Mad Libs with Mr. Fabulous
Thanksgiving — Why Bother Planning?
This next guest author needs no introduction, because luckily she's written one into the very first sentence! *** So, if you're like me, Melissa Lion of Recovering Californian fame, you've talked a big game about how you're going to cook Thanksgiving dinner FROM SCRATCH because, basically you're the man with balls of steel and a … Continue reading Thanksgiving — Why Bother Planning?
sugar free… day 4
Oh my god. Why do things have to be so difficult? Why on earth can't the child (as she is now being referred to because I can not see past my own annoyance to even think of her name let alone say it) just eat something? Do something? Use the bathroom? Inhale air without it … Continue reading sugar free… day 4
