There's an old refrigerator sitting in the driveway of a house on the way to K's school. You know the kind... beige with faux wood handles, freezer on top with the fridge on the bottom? There it sits... it's been there for months, duct taped shut. I'm sure it's as effective as it gets in … Continue reading morbid
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itchy scritchy bitchy me
One of the words in the title is not an actual word, but you know what? I don't frickin care. Really, I don't Why? Can't you read??? I'm itchy!!! And Scritchy!!! And that makes me kind of bitchy. Well, not so much bitchy as just kind of whiny and I complain a lot. In short, … Continue reading itchy scritchy bitchy me
what godfathers are for
Friday night as we were just wrapping up the recording of Strange Love my phone rang. It was upstairs and on silent but I could hear it vibrating on the side board in the dining room. Since we stop recording around midnight I thought it was a little odd that it was ringing at all … Continue reading what godfathers are for
in transit
I was going to post the mad libs response that entertained me most but since no one seemed much up to blog reading this week I think I'm just going to leave that in the ether and let you know that today, is a day in transit. As I type this post I am curled … Continue reading in transit
Thankful Mad Libs with Mr. Fabulous
Back when I was a wee little baby blogger there was a blog that I lurked on. I laughed and threw up into my mouth a little every week. I grimaced and grinned at the sick sense of humor and then after a while I started commenting. That site was Pointless Drivel, the home of … Continue reading Thankful Mad Libs with Mr. Fabulous
Thanksgiving — Why Bother Planning?
This next guest author needs no introduction, because luckily she's written one into the very first sentence! *** So, if you're like me, Melissa Lion of Recovering Californian fame, you've talked a big game about how you're going to cook Thanksgiving dinner FROM SCRATCH because, basically you're the man with balls of steel and a … Continue reading Thanksgiving — Why Bother Planning?
sugar free… day 4
Oh my god. Why do things have to be so difficult? Why on earth can't the child (as she is now being referred to because I can not see past my own annoyance to even think of her name let alone say it) just eat something? Do something? Use the bathroom? Inhale air without it … Continue reading sugar free… day 4
goodbye sugar pot pie…
Sugar pot pie... where did that term come from... I'm terrified to google it because who knows what I might find... I don't even know what the hell it means. I don't like sugared pot pie. I like sugar... I like pot pie. Well I like home made pot pie, a lot. Sadly, for the … Continue reading goodbye sugar pot pie…
can someone dim the house lights?
This will be the last post about my Ignite presentation... almost certainly. I had intended to put up my slides over the weekend but then a funny thing happened... I decided to try to take it easy a bit... I know I know, where do I get off making holiday plans and reading books to … Continue reading can someone dim the house lights?
when we last saw our heroine…
Last time I was at Ignite I was anything but nervous. No where near knots. As a matter of fact I was down right chipper to attend the event. I had a chance to sit back and relax on one of the comfy sofas in the balcony with friends and family and survey the events … Continue reading when we last saw our heroine…