I’m just sitting here repeatedly tapping the shift key on my keyboard thinking… Troubling… Trying to figure…
Tap tap tap.
Why the shift key, you ask? Quite simply because it doesn’t do anything unless I push another key too and that is very comforting when I’m trying to think. It’s hard to think about other things when you’re busy worrying about what the key your tapping on your keyboard is going to do, so the shift key is really the perfect solution.
Tapping tapping tapping.
The problem is that I don’t know what I want to wear to the Cyborg Camp Pre-Party tonight. Some people might think I’m worried about how I look, how others will perceive me.
That is so not the case. I just want to look nice for me. Not for you!
Okay, maybe that’s not totally true. Maybe I want to look nice for the whole wide world… you know. In my black dress and my high heels and my red lipstick.
It sounds like I just chose and outfit doesn’t it? I didn’t. I have several black dresses plus there are additional black shirt/ skirt combos that look just like a black dress. Though I am fairly certain I’m going to wear my favorite little black heels… the ones with the pink stitching.
Tap tap tap.
This is the kind of stuff I think about at odd times when I’m not busy parenting or cooking or, you know… doing something else.
Aren’t you glad I let you in on that?