Even though I haven’t been busy HERE in the blogosphere…
I’ve been really busy this week…
I’m not going to bore you with the details aside from telling you that my doctor really must want me to stop coughing judging by the prescription he just wrote me…
Thank you doctor. I have never taken this medicine you give me but I have been assured by 1 out of 1 husbands and 1 out of 2 blog wives (the other is sleeping) that it will make me loopy and knock me flat on my ass for several hours!
What a way to spend a couple of days… flat on my ass and crazy!
Speaking of crazy behavior… and we are… I wanted to tell you all that you should certainly do something on Sunday.
No… not that. No. Not that either. Would you please stop just calling out things….
What you should do this Sunday at 4pm (my time babies) is listen to me on Pointless Drivel Live with the fantastic (if a bit delusional) host Mr. Fabulous… okay maybe fantastic is the wrong word… maybe I should just use fabulous… It’s repetitive but… you know it’s kind of built in… so lets try that again…
with the fabulous (if a bit delusional) host Mr. Fabulous.
Yes, Mr. Fab really is fabulous. And often kind of witty and smart… but if you look at the description of the show you may get something else… let’s take a look and then break it down shall we?
“Tonight’s Co-Host: Cami Kaos, from Mommified Me. She’s a clever monkey with cool tattoos and a Pez collection. She’s completely obsessed with me and during the day fills notebook after notebook with nothing but Mrs. Cami Fabulous. It’s a little sad, actually.”
Some of this? Very true. And how sweet of him to remember my cool tattoos and my Pez collection… but some of it… well let’s just say that a notebook with Mrs. Cami Fabulous written repeatedly in its pages does exist… On the cover it says “Property of Mr. Fabulous HANDS OFF” and the handwriting inside it is… well frankly it’s kind of fabulous…
My handwriting? It’s not fabulous it’s kind of messy… and pinched… I don’t hand write anything.
His incredibly sweet (but sad) adoration of me aside, it should be a really good show. We should have lot’s to talk about…
…especially if Mr. Kaos has his way and I take my cough syrup before I call in.
If it starts to get a little boring though or if you have some burning questions or maybe, just maybe, you think you love me MORE than he does and want to call in and say so… please do.
The number to call in is 646 652 4911.
Well… you can’t call me anytime, just during the show. And I probably won’t be drinking wine… but we can share the martinis or the tiki drinks??? The booze though… that’s another post. One coming soon.