Did you think I had forgotten?that I was avoiding it?that I was banking on the fact that you all have short attention spans?Nope.I just hadn't gotten back around to it...and by "it" I totally mean the contest to name my husband's penis...But what's the rush to judgment? It's gone 44 years without a name... a … Continue reading the penis who would be named…
Category: Mr. Kaos
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It was a Wednesday night in 2000 as I sat at the bar of a smoky jazz club with my best friend, Dave. We faced away from the music, our eyes instead turned toward the mirrored bar or each other as we chatted the evening away.I'd been working long hours, I was tired and much … Continue reading eight
green is not my color…
or: the Kaos family's further adventures in tech consumer whoring...Once upon a time babies Mr. Kaos had all the cool tech in our house and I had none.Sad huh? He had is nice computers and recording equipment and palm pilots... and to be frank I was a little too busy to deal with anything except … Continue reading green is not my color…
try and try again…
Okay babies... so here I am sitting in my bed, my most favorite of beloved writing spots...I'm in my comfy workout clothes (though I totally didn't work out today... but I walked several miles)... my feet are up... the tv is off... I'm intending to go to bed early... as early as I can.And I'm … Continue reading try and try again…
riptide
MrKaos: Do you know what I was thinking about?CamiKaos: no what?MK: I used to have this old girl and she started looking kind of dowdy but she was really nice and reliable and did all the things I wanted her to do... if you know what I mean.CK: *fit of giggles*MK: And then I saw … Continue reading riptide
strange compliment from a liberal…
last night Mr. Kaos and I were having one of our late night talks...It encompassed many things: our lives, macabre humor and of course politics, as it is the season.Alas it was growing late and I told Mr. Kaos I needed to get some sleep. A long day of caring for a child with a … Continue reading strange compliment from a liberal…
sleepless nights…
I'm a little tired babies.I'm keeping late nights.Late.The time I want to go to bed sees me sitting wide awake.And what am I doing with that precious time I have scheduled for sleep?I could be blogging, commenting, reading, editing, watching tv, planning parties, fretting, doing bills, chasing the cats or folding laundry...but I'm not.The past … Continue reading sleepless nights…
bad kaos, no chocolate
actually in all honesty... good Kaos, no chocolate.In another tale for my choconot family (we are a family are we not? A family banding together to resist the... well, the chocolate... for the month)...Where was I? Oh, yes, the tale for the Choconots... On his way home from work this evening Mr. Kaos had to … Continue reading bad kaos, no chocolate
kaos is normal…
I think maybe there's something about our little cast of characters that I should explain to you all.Back before there was me, Mr. Kaos existed.He was a real live human person.For real.He walked and talked and breathed and all that.And he made music.And he didn't use his real name.But he didn't have me, his Mrs. … Continue reading kaos is normal…
tap it
While the rest of the world was partying their socks off or sleeping or whatever it is they do on the eve of the new year I was doing something new.After the big dinner, a little clean up and tucking the littlest Kaos into bed Mr. Kaos and I crawled into bed and put on … Continue reading tap it
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