Did you think I had forgotten?
that I was avoiding it?
that I was banking on the fact that you all have short attention spans?
I just hadn’t gotten back around to it…
and by “it” I totally mean the contest to name my husband’s penis…
But what’s the rush to judgment? It’s gone 44 years without a name… a few more days won’t hurt right?
I think we should take things nice and slow. Easy.
So today I present to you the list of names submitted…
Russell – The one-eyed love muscle.
The Spunky Spelunkerer
Bob the Builder
The Little Penis that Could
Bag of tricks
Alvin and the Chipmonks
Bob the knob
twig and berries
Pumping pole of penile power
Harry and the Hendersons
Purple pillar of pulsating power
Thor the Muff Marauder
The Taco Torpedo
Alby the albino cave dweller
The Zipper Ripper
DK (Dick King)
Vladimir the Impaler
the pleasure wand 2000
the stick OF LOVE
I think that about summed them up…
Who would ever think sooo many names would be submitted to name Mr. Kaos’ man parts…
later on I’ll tell you our favorites…. and the winner!!!!
(did I miss yours? did I accidentally skip it and leave yours out? Did you forget to submit? Don’t be shy… just shout it out… okay you don’t have to shout…. just tell me. nicely… it’s almost my birthday after all)
Just a note completely unrelated to my man’s penis…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSBURROWS!!!