Did you think I had forgotten?
that I was avoiding it?
that I was banking on the fact that you all have short attention spans?
Nope.
I just hadn’t gotten back around to it…
and by “it” I totally mean the contest to name my husband’s penis…
But what’s the rush to judgment? It’s gone 44 years without a name… a few more days won’t hurt right?
I think we should take things nice and slow. Easy.
So today I present to you the list of names submitted…
MEGATRON
Mr. Winkie
Russell – The one-eyed love muscle.
The Spunky Spelunkerer
Roland
the pickle
Bob the Builder
The Little Penis that Could
Curious George
Bag of tricks
the Goods
Blow torch
Edmund
King Kamehameha
Mr. Schnüffler
Mick
KaosKontrol
Richard
the chubb
The Kaos-en-ator!
Tiki dikki
Alvin and the Chipmonks
Bob the knob
Elvis
Dave
twig and berries
Pumping pole of penile power
Thrill Drill
Harry and the Hendersons
Purple pillar of pulsating power
Thor the Muff Marauder
The Taco Torpedo
Alby the albino cave dweller
The Zipper Ripper
DK (Dick King)
Excalibur
Vladimir the Impaler
the pleasure wand 2000
the stick OF LOVE
steve
pokey mcpokesalot
NOT JUNK
Mr. Jingles
Mr. Happy
Ralph
I think that about summed them up…
Who would ever think sooo many names would be submitted to name Mr. Kaos’ man parts…
later on I’ll tell you our favorites…. and the winner!!!!
(did I miss yours? did I accidentally skip it and leave yours out? Did you forget to submit? Don’t be shy… just shout it out… okay you don’t have to shout…. just tell me. nicely… it’s almost my birthday after all)
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Just a note completely unrelated to my man’s penis…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSBURROWS!!!
CamiKaos 
That’s a whole lot of dick. We’re waiting…
for obvious reasons, I MUST campaign against Bob. You get me. It would be wrong…
THANK YOU!!Interesting how we both posted about human sex organs. Hmmm.
Lisa’s comment still has me laughing.You could tell us the winner during your time on the Mr Fab program.-Stu
Hee hee. I’m still loving pokey mcpokesalot, and Harry and the Hendersons is funny.Happy Birthday Miss Burrows.
this is the largest collection of penis names since they announced the presidential candidates.YES! NAILED IT. PEACE, OUT, I’M AWAY TO BED. although i think jo beat me. to bed. we’re not sleeping together. we just are in the same country. i’ll go now.
Dude.Post the winner already!
Awww that’s a shitty thing to do – get me all excited that it’s going to get a name and leave me hanging. Geez.*crosses fingers for Russell – The one-eyed love muscle*
Dude, Vlad is money.
I think Edmund would be quite befitting. For no obvious reason.I just think it would sound real royal to say ” Mrs. Kaos, Edmund is summoning you…” or somethng like that.
friggin hysterical- people are so creative! wow!ooh, before i forget- come’n geddit!
What happened to the other comment I left here, last night?!Fucking blogger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t even know what to say