My dream last night was forgotten until something I saw pulled it from the recesses of my mind. I was almost home. One more step would land me on the sidewalk in front of my house but my foot stopped in mid stride and set back down in the street on a patch of wet … Continue reading shell game
Category: kaos
I had something else planned
I had this whole post planned for this morning involving why my blog was called Mommified Me when I first started it 3 years ago this month. The short of it was that I didn't know about mommy blogs and my blog wasn't a mommy blog so that title made no sense which just goes … Continue reading I had something else planned
my belt…
In 1977 in a 7th grade shop class a boy made a leather belt. It was a popular color of light golden brown. On it he pressed stars and music notes and a simple sentence... a sentence that could have kept him from getting laid ever. Ever. "SCIENCE FICTION IS THE GREATEST" And then I … Continue reading my belt…
I can’t fight this feeling…
I bet you thought I was going to make you watch a video of that REO Speedwagon song... you know the one. You've likely got it stuck in your head just from reading the title of this post... I know I do. But I think just suggesting it is probably enough cruelty for one post … Continue reading I can’t fight this feeling…
things you don’t need to know (that I’m going tell you anyway)
I just finished singing a power ballad about my iced tea and soy sausage. Yes... I eat soy sausage. No I'm not leaving bacon or pork sausage behind, I just happen to like this particular brand of soy sausage too. The tea I was singing about (and to) is almost gone. I need to buy … Continue reading things you don’t need to know (that I’m going tell you anyway)
talents…
We all have our own special talents. Everyone is unique in some way and even though some of us may seem plain and ordinary and that special skill is hard to put your finger on, it's there. Sometimes though you would rather forget about it. As I'm sure my mom, dad, brother and cousins could … Continue reading talents…
expanding on a tweet
Life always has that when it rains it pours crap happening and when I see it in my life it seems there's always a balance of good and bad rain. Like at the same time. Always. And I can live with that. You take the good with the bad and all that and you just … Continue reading expanding on a tweet
because I went to the dentist…
It's 3:24 in the afternoon right now. Well, not while you read this obviously, gawd knows when it is now. For all I know it's the year 3010 and you're trying to figure out what life was like on Earth and you somehow stumbled upon this blog in the hopes that it would give you … Continue reading because I went to the dentist…
catnip junkie – or – the reason I don’t listen to my husband
Not too terribly long ago my lovely husband (and internet media pusher extraordinaire) shared with me a thought he had. A feeling if you will. A feeling in direct opposition with my own (for reasons I will soon detail for you). He thinks that my broadcasting a live internet show in our studio for 90 … Continue reading catnip junkie – or – the reason I don’t listen to my husband
two aprons and a garden gnome…
It's funny what your life boils down to. A few weeks ago Mike's grandmother died. It seems cold to put it so matter of factly. To state in a 7 word sentence the passing of such an amazing woman, but as my darling husband has pointed out on many an occasion, I'm cold to keep … Continue reading two aprons and a garden gnome…