I just finished singing a power ballad about my iced tea and soy sausage.
Yes… I eat soy sausage. No I’m not leaving bacon or pork sausage behind, I just happen to like this particular brand of soy sausage too.
The tea I was singing about (and to) is almost gone. I need to buy more but I’m lazy so that may not happen soon.
I need to take my vitamins and blood pressure medication, and even though that is part of what occurs while I eat the soy sausage and drink the tea I didn’t include it in my power ballad because really… who sings a power ballad about vitamins and blood pressure medication? Not me.
I’ve been taking sheets of paper from K’s Hello Kitty notebook to write notes on. I don’t think she would appreciate that but I can’t find another notebook anywhere.
I really want to take a nap right now but I know I shouldn’t so instead I’m going to watch hulu and fold laundry. That way I’m both productive and restful. Brilliant, right?
Since we have approximately a metric ton of Halloween costumes in this house I’ve decided that I will wear a costume I already own this year. So will Mike. This does not apply to K since she is a child and I think it may be in the constitution that she gets a new Halloween costume every year.
I thought that deciding to wear one of the costumes I already own would make it easier to decide on a costume… it has not. What should I be? A vampire? A flapper? Batgirl? A pirate wench? Bride of Frankenstein? A clown? An angel? An evil fairy? Little Red Riding Hood? A witch? Uninspired?
It’s important that I work this out. I will have to wear a costume on at least 3 separate occasions. One of those occasions I feel the need to be super sexy and wear high heels… I have some thinking to do.