I hate junk mail, and yes I know that hate is a really strong word but I stand by my use of it. I hate junk mail with a big red hot passion. I hate junk mail so much, thinking about it makes me want to go have sex with my husband, or knock down … Continue reading paper spam
Category: babble
stoned
Once again I lay in the dentist's chair this morning, mouth uncomfortably held open, lips and cheek stuffed with cotton. I was wearing comfy jeans and a hooded sweatshirt with writing on it... I don't know what that writing says. What matters isn't the writing, it's the comfort. I put on my sunglasses, placed my … Continue reading stoned
a study in vanity…
since it's been a very long weekendand since I very recently got a new computer and have just recently gotten time to play with itand since my hairdresser does a great job shaping my eyebrowsand since there has been a real shortage of CamiKaos self love around these parts latelyand since I'm tiredI present to … Continue reading a study in vanity…
time is folding
A pocket of time seems to be collapsing in on me. Summer is eating my schedule for breakfast and leaving no leftovers.Do you ever feel like there are only 12 hours in any given day?I do.(that is so my way of saying I have no time for a real post today... I am tiling my … Continue reading time is folding
what he knows…
I have said before that I'm done with "memes". That I can't do them anymore. That I won't do them anymore. I put my foot down and that, was that.But then Holly had to go an open her big ol mouth and tag me with this "UU" which in all fairness isn't a meme... and … Continue reading what he knows…
it’s the tooth…
I have no real way of knowing when it is that you read this post because I just kind of put it up here and let you do your thing...So I can't really say with certainty that as you read this I'm sitting in the dentists chair numbed from here to there getting drilled and … Continue reading it’s the tooth…
about the weather…
Really Cami?Really?You're going to sit here and write a post about the weather? I know, I know...It seems ridiculous for me to sit here and talk to you about the weather, it does. I accept that. I own it. I admit it... it's just that...Well the thing is...The past couple of days it hasn't so … Continue reading about the weather…
got nothing…
I was just about to go to bed, I had tucked in the child, spent time with the husband, talked to the cats and decided that any work that needed to be done could wait until another day, because this day... this day had already been long enough.I finished up a few things on line … Continue reading got nothing…
a piece of advice…
If you are a person that goes door to door...a salesmana canvassera serial rapist or murder...Please listen:First of all if you're one of criminal members of that list? KNOCK IT OFF... but for anyone else knocking on doors, if you knock on a door and a woman looks out the window and says "What" and … Continue reading a piece of advice…
the hidden
As I walk the aisles of the grocery store it remains hidden beneath a pile of fresh produce. Mushrooms, onions, oranges, lettuce, broccoli... they all lay atop it. They mask it's presence with their beautiful colors...I push on. Finding cheeses, whole grain breads, yogurt, healthy snacks...At last it's time to check out and I push … Continue reading the hidden
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