I'm going to be too busy tonight playing wii, drinking rum and serving roast beast to my rum toting friends to write an honest to goodness blog post, so instead I'll give you the highlights of my day thus far: - I woke up to discover that even though I didn't think there could possibly … Continue reading roast beast…
Category: babble
why stay at home moms should never ever drink during the day… ever
I dropped K off at school even though there were big dark looming clouds. I figured I was going to have her home with me for two whole weeks and I should sneak in some sanity now while I had the chance and get her off to school. Plus? I totally needed to get some … Continue reading why stay at home moms should never ever drink during the day… ever
did I mention I’m magic?
I have a lovely crazy wacky friend who's life is every bit as busy as mine. Only different. In the last week, as though she didn't have enough on her very full plate, she had a broken cell phone to deal with. Wait, not A broken cell phone. Two broken cell phones. And she didn't … Continue reading did I mention I’m magic?
so unlike me…
I've had many bad habits in my life and I've had to slowly cut them out one by one... sometimes two by two. I've gotten rid of bad habits left and right over the last 8 or 9 years, but one of them is not something I want to give up. Okay, two of those … Continue reading so unlike me…
I am so totally a girl
I'm just sitting here repeatedly tapping the shift key on my keyboard thinking... Troubling... Trying to figure... Tap tap tap. Why the shift key, you ask? Quite simply because it doesn't do anything unless I push another key too and that is very comforting when I'm trying to think. It's hard to think about other … Continue reading I am so totally a girl
morbid
There's an old refrigerator sitting in the driveway of a house on the way to K's school. You know the kind... beige with faux wood handles, freezer on top with the fridge on the bottom? There it sits... it's been there for months, duct taped shut. I'm sure it's as effective as it gets in … Continue reading morbid
itchy scritchy bitchy me
One of the words in the title is not an actual word, but you know what? I don't frickin care. Really, I don't Why? Can't you read??? I'm itchy!!! And Scritchy!!! And that makes me kind of bitchy. Well, not so much bitchy as just kind of whiny and I complain a lot. In short, … Continue reading itchy scritchy bitchy me
truth
I'm an emotional woman. A woman who does not hold things in. Many people I know manage to pull off being reserved with a quiet grace... but at some point those people tend to burst. Not a little explosion. Not a bit of a spill. We're talking, like, when the Rebels blew up the Death … Continue reading truth
I’m not crazy…
We've reached day two of the alarm system talking to me. I'm not sure where to change the battery so it just keeps telling me it's okay. Reassuring me. Every 30 seconds. For eternity. Or until about 30 minutes before Mike gets home from work when it stops talking and acts like nothing is wrong. … Continue reading I’m not crazy…
whatever, you can’t read this anyway…
I am thrilled, absolutely thrilled with all the work I've put into the Strange Love Live site lately. I went to WordCamPDX and soaked up information like a sponge. I called on friends and acquaintances for info when I didn't know how to do something difficult and technical (or even painfully simple). I pressed through … Continue reading whatever, you can’t read this anyway…