I’m searching for a way to put this delicately… to find the nicest possible way to tell you what you all need to try to do…
and frankly… there is no way to put it nicely so here goes.
Men and women all over name their parts, their junk, their stuff.
Mr. Kaos and I are not junk namers…
So he’s gone through life without calling his dick by an given name. Nothing cutesy. Nothing specific…
I’m not a genitalia namer. not a parts namer. It’s not in me. I’ve never named a man’s… nuts and bolt… bits… what have you.
It’s not my thing.
I’ve never named any of my parts either.
Mr. Kaos though… about a month ago… he inadvertently named my breasts.
I’d made it 30 years of my life without that occurring but here I am with tits with names.
And Mr. Kaos?
His junk is still nameless… and that is where you, good, charming, faithful readers come in.
Name it won’t you? Name the man parts of Mr. Kaos. You can name one piece or name them all… I’m waiting.
Oh, I forgot to tell you all the prize didn’t I?
On Saturday we went on a little shopping trip to Home Ec, my go to shop for Tiki Mugs here in Portland, to buy a prize for Jo, a gift for Holls and then looked and looked for something suitable for the winner of this contest…
A Tiki Mug suitable to award to such a person as would undertake the naming of my man’s junk…
We realized though that the contest winner would be able to choose their own mug much more accurately than we could…. so to the winner of the name my husband’s junk contest goes a tiki mug of their choice from the Tiki Farm…
You know you want it.
The deadline for entries into the name my man’s junk contest is Monday February 24th. All entries will be considered and laughed at uproariously. The winner will most likely be chosen by me… I may let Mr. Kaos help since it is technically his dick we’re talking about. In the event that it’s a close call we’ll put it up to all of you for a vote…
You can enter in the comments for this post or email me at mommifiedme at gmail dot come with the subject line “name the junk contest”
For my overseas entrants: Shipping out of the continental United States from Tiki Farm is sometimes an issue, so if one of you wins I will likely purchase your mug from Home Ec. and ship it myself so you may have less in the way of options… but I do promise it will be super fab.
xoxo – CamiKaos