This is how lame I am. I am so lame that I am actually going to post something about the season finale of a show. A fictional show. A show that means nothing in the grand scheme of things. But here I am and I am going to talk about it. HOW LAME?! Very lame.
With that said I am going to disclose a couple of things that happened so if you haven’t seen the season finale of Heroes and you care then stop reading please.
Don’t look down there.
I am giving you a chance okay?
mary had a little lamb
little lamb little lamb
mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
Are they gone yet? What the fuck was that? I mean really come on. Who were they trying to appeal to? They let Nathan be the big hero who flies his brother off to his certain death so that Peter (Peter the awesome amazing super dude who should be loved above all others) can survive with the guilt of having killed his own brother? I mean yeah, Peter was right, in the end he could trust Nathan, but yuck. Nathan’s slime. And Mama Petrelli is just a bitch… I know I know. I know I am supposed to think she is a bitch and there could possibly be a reason for it and they will tell us all about it later but still. Still. NATHAN. I don’t like Nathan and I don’t wanna like him. Even worse it didn’t make me like him it made me think he’s even more of an ass for some reason. Like his mama made him do it. “Oh dear, the tide is turning, go send yourself out like a lamb to slaughter dead, mama says” (I typed that with a high falsetto running through my head, she doesn’t talk like that but it’s more irritating that way so think that okay?)
And Syler crawling off into the sewer? Cheap. Just cheap.
But I thought it was nice of them to throw us a bone and give us HRG’s first name. If that really is his first name.
And I was proud of Claire for giving ol gramma the proverbial fuck you.
But really? That tight squeeze is what they give us as a season finale? Every other episode of the season I loved. LOVED. That one… well it left me feeling cheap with a bad taste in my mouth and I’m only that kind of girl for Mr. Kaos…