A cozy living room decorated for the holidays, but with a spooky twist. In the foreground, a rocking horse has been transformed into a full skeleton figure with a grinning skull and bony ribs. On the mantel above the fireplace hang Halloween-themed stockings in black and purple, decorated with a jack-o’-lantern and crescent moon designs. A Christmas tree twinkles in the background, blending festive gold ornaments and lights with the eerie Halloween touches.

the horrors…

I love horror movies. I mean, not every horror movie. Some of them are just… well, horrible. Yes, that pun was intended. No, I’m not even a little bit sorry. Because we’re about to enter the land that many choose to actively avoid—the land of horror movies. Not gonna lie: as I typed that last … Continue reading the horrors…

Creature Report Entry 001: Please Be Weird in a Way I Can Love

I didn’t mean to become a person who collects weird little goblin toys. I’ve long hated Elf on the Shelf and its smug surveillance vibes. I’m more of a Skelly person—a full-sized plastic skeleton who lives in our house year-round. You can’t lose something that big. Though, to be fair, bones do keep falling off. … Continue reading Creature Report Entry 001: Please Be Weird in a Way I Can Love