I've heard that the first step is admitting you have a problem... I want to work on that... but where to start?I mean, I am willing to admit I have a problem, I just can't decide which problem I should admit to having...Should I go slowly, start with one and discuss it in disturbing detail … Continue reading steps
von’t you be our neighbor
mini vlog
fang me
Earlier I wrote an entire post about the fact that I was trying to fit my vampire fangs and was stuck laying on my back for 10 minutes while the adhesive cured into whatever the hell it is that molds the fangs to my teeth. An entire post about that. It wasn't a gem trust … Continue reading fang me
out of office post
Hello. If you are reading this it must mean that CamiKaos is out of the office (if you can call her bed, dining table or couch that). She'll be back shortly, it's just that she's decided that a brisk walk through the pumpkin patch with 75 kids hopped up on sugared cereal, adrenaline and the … Continue reading out of office post
no one is looking
When I am alone in my house who am I?I'm a person who sings loudly with no care as to how I sound. I dance and cheer as I do the most mundane tasks. Sometimes I turn on soulful music so loudly I can feel it in my chest. I breathe it as much as … Continue reading no one is looking
ship sheep shit shop shoe
K stares at me devilishly and smilesHer: ship. sheep. shit. shop. shoe.Me: That's a bad word, do not say it again please. Her: I didn't know shit was a bad word.Me: Then how did you know which word I was talking about?Stunned silence.Mom STILL knows everything.
focus pocus
I don't know if any of you have caught on to this but in the past several months I have had a tremendous time with concentrating on anything... except my child, my bathroom, my husband and perhaps my cannons, it's hard for me to not notice those.I've put some of my to do's and commitments … Continue reading focus pocus
when I was a teenage rebel…
The teenage years.The years of rebellion.The years of terrorizing parents, stepping out on your own, making a footprint, finding yourself, showing the world who you want to be and stretching the limits of your small world.Oh and then there's the sex drugs and rock & roll... lets not forget about that.Picture a tiny teen girl. … Continue reading when I was a teenage rebel…
because I love you guys…
I was going to do a vlog for you all today (and partly because my faithful doppelganger mentioned it in a comment) but I can't.I just can't do it.I tried to do it but I was so broke down the camera battery died. I think that was for the best.You see, I think you have … Continue reading because I love you guys…
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