Earlier I wrote an entire post about the fact that I was trying to fit my vampire fangs and was stuck laying on my back for 10 minutes while the adhesive cured into whatever the hell it is that molds the fangs to my teeth.
An entire post about that. It wasn’t a gem trust me.
But I wrote it and knowing how busy I am right now and how much is on my plate I almost went ahead and posted it.
Really really close. I am still thinking about it even as I type this replacement piece because, let’s be honest, this one isn’t going so well either….
But I’m going somewhere, I am.
Where was I?
Halloween that’s where. Halloween costumes to be specific. With the big day almost upon us and 6,000,666 events that require costumes between now and Wednesday we’re spending a lot of time making sure that all the little details (such as my fangs) are in place.
In case you hadn’t guessed I’m going to be a vampire (again) (though not really again since it’s been 4 or 5 years… that’s a reasonable amount of time right???) (it is RIGHT?). K is dressing as a Vamp too (it’s her first time, I’m so proud) even Mr. Kaos is going to be a vampire (much to his dismay, he wanted to be batman again).
We’re going with a little theme while K is still young enough to not fully grasp that her mother’s deep need to dress up and wander the neighborhood, march in a parade and go out to dinner in costume isn’t “cool”.
I’m taking advantage of that as long as I possibly can.
So while I’m scaring children with my big fangs, blood red lips and prominent cannons what will YOU be doing, and will you be doing it in a costume?