I wrote all these secrets in advance. On Saturday. While I was drinking a martini in a dark room feeling gloomy.
a week of secrets: day one
I am not the tough girl that I pretend to be. When I say "I could kick your ass" it might be true, but I probably wouldn't. Unless you made fun of my brother... because I did beat the shit out of a guy in high school for making fun of my brother a month … Continue reading a week of secrets: day one
Transparency…
This particular blog post seems to have a check list to go along with it, so why don't we start there... Laying in bed with my big velvet winter comforter? Check Wearing undies and my favorite stripey shirt? Check Red lipstick? Check Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds or Tom Waits playing in my ears? … Continue reading Transparency…
this is why we don’t have friends…
It was late. I was tired. Mike was doing a show and so I sent him the following message Going to bed now, goodnight sweetie. Please check your DMs and contact Barry. Also, I sorted and stapled the receipts. Come to bed soon. <3 Imagine my surprise when a moment later he responded... I was … Continue reading this is why we don’t have friends…
shell game
My dream last night was forgotten until something I saw pulled it from the recesses of my mind. I was almost home. One more step would land me on the sidewalk in front of my house but my foot stopped in mid stride and set back down in the street on a patch of wet … Continue reading shell game
dear guy with your hand down the back of your pants…
There are some things that are clearly not acceptable. Clearly. One of those unacceptable things is walking around your kid's school with your hand down the back of your pants. I mean seriously guy. What the hell is wrong with you? You can't keep your hand out of your ass crack long enough to get … Continue reading dear guy with your hand down the back of your pants…
less sick…
I woke up this morning and lay very very still because it occurred to me that I wasn't coughing. That would be the first time in 3 weeks that I was able to say that. I reached slowly and carefully for my iphone and still no coughing. I was afraid to move. I thought that … Continue reading less sick…
don’t do drugs
This morning after my wonderful neighbor came by to get K to take her to school with her sons I did exactly what my doctor told me to do. I took my cough syrup and went to bed. But I took my laptop with me. And I worked. I read things. I responded to things. … Continue reading don’t do drugs
oh those bronchial things…
After weeks of coughing and refusing to admit how sick I was, I went to the doctor today. *cough cough* When I arrived I was asked to put on a mask. Mike documented this for twitter and posterity. So I sat with my mask on. I was having a hard time breathing before it went … Continue reading oh those bronchial things…
I had something else planned
I had this whole post planned for this morning involving why my blog was called Mommified Me when I first started it 3 years ago this month. The short of it was that I didn't know about mommy blogs and my blog wasn't a mommy blog so that title made no sense which just goes … Continue reading I had something else planned
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