K Kaos' cookie says "You will inherit a large sum of money from an unusual source."Cami Kaos' cookie says"You will run into an old friend soon"Mr. Kaos' cookie says"Never contend with someone who has nothing to lose."
one track mind…
Normally I am able to wiggle myself free of a topic but not now, not this week. All I can think of is the crazy fast bathroom overhaul. It was a day between "lets replace the toilet babe" and the actual drinking of the margaritas and ripping out the toilet. Less than a day really. … Continue reading one track mind…
bacon & bathrooms…
I learned something very important in the last week. Bacon wins people. Bacon always wins and so K is a full fledged meat eater again. I thought you would all want to know. She thought you would all want to know. She asked me to tell you all that if eating bacon is wrong she … Continue reading bacon & bathrooms…
toilet humor…
Our house is older, and the man who "fixed" up some of the details here before they put it on the market sucked ass. Okay, really I don't know if he literally sucked ass or if he just sucked ass in the worst figurative sense of the term but let me tell you that instead … Continue reading toilet humor…
where the bad dreams are…
Every time I close my eyes I find myself employing the tactic my mom taught me as a wee little monster, think of sweet sweet dreams. While I am no longer drawn to the land of rainbows, candy and unicorns I can find a place or two to go. I don't care to share the … Continue reading where the bad dreams are…
I share…
I remember last week when I had nothing to share but a little pearl of wisdom about carrots. Some of you had some important carrot wisdom to share with me too. I liked that. I share with you, you share with me.It's actually one of those important things that you're supposed to learn way back … Continue reading I share…
vice presidential sucker…
Ahem.Remember a while back when I said no? No.Just say no. Isn't that what Nancy Regan taught us?Well apparently she didn't do her job because I have somehow been wrangled into vice presidentiary.UNLESS some one decides before the next election to run against me. eh eh? anybody wanna?I offered them muck on myself and the … Continue reading vice presidential sucker…
consumer whore cami gets a scanner…
Years ago I decided that my scanner was EVIL and not at all worth using. We gave it to a friend to let him suffer it's evil ways and then waited and waited and waited. WE WAITED. YEARS. I don't think I have scanned a single thing since we moved into this house 3 years … Continue reading consumer whore cami gets a scanner…
meat matters… a tale of bacon
K: I'm not gonna eat it anymore mama. We don't have to call me a vegetarian, but I am not gonna eat anymore meat. I can't deal with the guilt of all those dead animals. How do they kill them? DO they shoot them or something? I mean that is just so saaaaaddddd.did i mention … Continue reading meat matters… a tale of bacon
meat matters… a tale of my present
Yesterday's tale of Kaos Vegetarianism was my past. I thought it appropriate to share with you because of today's post. I have to say I expected this to happen at some point, just not so soon.K, at the tender age of 5, has decided not to eat meat.Not because she is picky.Not because she doesn't … Continue reading meat matters… a tale of my present
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