I am not the tough girl that I pretend to be. When I say “I could kick your ass” it might be true, but I probably wouldn’t. Unless you made fun of my brother… because I did beat the shit out of a guy in high school for making fun of my brother a month or so after he had major surgery.
Or if you mess with my kid.
Or touch my belly button.
CamiKaos 
ARRGGHHHH! I hate people touching my belly button!! Seriously – that grosses me out – and it kinda hurts, too.
I promise I will not touch your belly button… or mess with K…
I have not met your brother so can not promise anything about him :)
-Stu
I’m a big chicken when it comes to physical violence of any sort- unless it involves protecting my son.