CK: Shhhh… It’s past your bedtime… No talking.
K: but mama… I have to ask you something… It’s reeeealy important!
CK: *sigh* well make it quick…
K: if you have mucus and you don’t use purell do you die!!? Cause Mary says you will but I don’t believe her!!!
CK: No… You won’t die. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Go. To. Sleep.
K: are you sure? She was really sure.
See, now I have proof that I’m not the one making my kid a crazy person…