I would like to make clear right here at the very start that “frickhead” is not the actual word I used… As a matter of fact neither “Frick” nor “head” were even parts of the word, but you know me, I’m all for the political correctness and shit.
But as I laid in bed staring at the overly serious frozen face of Mandy Patinkin on my paused TiVo Mr. Kaos and I discussed some possibilities for next week’s video blog…
I said to him: “I really like the idea of asking them to send in questions”
He looked at me as though I had just proposed we move to Munchkinland and join the Lollipop Guild.
“You know, so they can ask stuff and I can answer… I think they would…. what? WHAT? What’s your problem?”
More blank staring from my lovely partner then he blurted out: “That’s so stupid, why would you do that to your blog I mean…. what the hell?”
“Well it was your idea frickhead!” I fired back.
He was speechless for a moment, stunned before asking “When did I suggest that when I was dropping a…..”
Um. Yeah, I am going to spare the details of that sentence as well. I’m feeling all proper.
It was then that I was able to ascertain that he thought I was talking about a blog post and I was talking about a video post and at this time he realized the genius of the idea (which was suggested by him) and we were back on track.
The point being this, I have decided to try to make my Vlog a weekly thing. It could be fun, and I think for next week I would like some input from all of you (you know who you are).
Is there a question you’ve been dying to ask me? Some piece of advice you desperately need? A wise crack in the form of a question you would love to hear me answer? Do you want to ask if my refrigerator is running? Well here’s your chance because I want you to ask me something.
It would make me happy, and you want to make me happy right? That’s one of your life’s ambitions isn’t it? To please some half crazy Portland chick on an ego trip?
So email me a question at mommified me at gmail dot com. It can be any kind of question you want.
Don’t by shy, if you have a question you should totally ask it because you’ll probably be the only one. I know sad isn’t it. Sad enough to make you feel bad enough to ask me a question?
Good, get on it.
Then stay tuned for NEXT Friday’s vlog and see what I have to say.
Oh, and keep your eyes out for tomorrow’s video when I have a thing or two to say about something cold, creamy, and patriotic.