paper

It’s getting worse, not better.

As we move farther into the digital age where almost anything and everything can be done on line I get more and more and more junk mail in my mailbox.

I’m talking about the tree eating paper form of Spam people.

Sure it may not be asking me if I feel the need to increase the size of my penis but how many ads per week to I need for a new laptop, cheap pizza and photos of my kid. How many credit cards do we really need because I swear to you the week is not complete if we do not get a minimum of 3 credit card applications. Usually it’s more like 50.

Then there are the cable ads. From our own cable company. The telephone ads. The telephone service adds. Internet access too.

I am sick of spending my valuable time being pandered to. I am sick of the shredding and mountains of waste. I spent over an hour yesterday shredding junk mail. Wasted time. Wasted paper. Wasted irritated Cami.

Those are my 2 cents for today. Want an even angry 2 cents? Go say hello to my dad. He’s angry today too, and rightfully so.

10 thoughts on “paper

  1. Corey~living and loving says:

    I hear you! ARGH….I have heard that it is fun to stuff other junk mail into other companies prepaid envelopes and send crap back to them. I may some day have alittle fun with that.

  2. flutter says:

    I get chinese food coupons up the wahoo, and liposuction discounts. Um, mixed messages anyone?!?!

  3. Jo Beaufoix says:

    It’s good to vent.I hate spam.Whoever does it should be made to eat 100 tins of the tinned Spiced Ham type of spam everyday for a month, then maybe they will stop, foul beings.

  4. divebarwife says:

    we recently took our names of the pre-authorized credit cards list so they can’t send us those any more. Our volume of mail has gone down by 75% or more!

  5. sybil law says:

    My boyfriends willy is too big for my mouth and it keeps slipping out…But hey – aren’t they funny, too?! Overall, AGREED.

  6. Daveman says:

    I keep getting Breast Augmentation material. Now I ask you – do these **points** need augmenting? NAY! Deflated, maybe, augmented – not so.

  7. Oh, The Joys says:

    For the sake of the environment, I really think individual households should be able to ban the delivery of junk mail. How can we get the USPO on board?

  8. Bubblewench says:

    The company I work for sends ME at least 3 or 4 junk emails a week offereing me things I get FOR FREE as an employee. How insane is that???? I’m with OTJ! BAN IT! It’s such a waste.

  9. ImPerceptible says:

    I hate the ads for a cleaning service. Every Thursday in the mail. I think they are judging me.I use to mail the pre-paid credit card envelopes back with a note that said No thank you.

  10. angel says:

    i get just as much crap in my mailbox- even though i get half my bills online now… but what annoys me even more is the phone spam! i get three to four phone calls a day offering me insurance and credit cards and accounts at boutiques!

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