welcome home bitch, have a meme…

While I was away doing the hard business that is a family vacation other people were just laying about playing with their blogs and drinking martinis… or maybe reading…

And what do I come home to? A freaking tag.

A tag. I’ve been tagged like an animal in the wild, I’m being tracked. Why don’t you love me Christine? Why would you set the world upon me…

Yeah, okay, a little melodramatic… but isn’t that kind of what you come here for?

Time for honesty. I only remember that I got tagged, I can’t even recall what she said I was supposed to do so lets go take a look together shall we?

Simple enough… clean and clear cut right? I have to tell YOU 8 random things about ME.

Hmm. How best to go about this. I will be honest with you, this is hard. I really don’t like to talk about myself (are you laughing as hard as I am, cause you know, this is me, CamiKaos we are talking about. We are talking about me not talking about me… how absurd is that really).

8 things. Well you know lets try this:

1) I have trouble thinking of 8 things I want to share with all of you that I haven’t already come out with, that I haven’t already spilled and been so honest about.

2) I am an incredibly judgemental parent. I am. I want everyone to be an extraordinary parent because I feel that every child deserves to be raised well. As a result I sometimes feel inadequate.

3) Mr. Kaos often finds out how I am feeling by reading this page. He has said before that I seem more honest here than I do in the rest of my life. He didn’t mean it as an insult.

4) When I am not home it is the only place I want to be.

5) There are few things more relaxing to me than a good pedicure.

6) I wish I was less mentally cluttered… but I suppose that is a very big part of what makes me who I am.

7) I’m often amazed by some of the heavy similarities between myself and the woman who tagged me for this.

8) The first night we were in the Di$neyland parks we stumbled upon the Main Street Electrical Parade. Now I should tell you that I hate parades, I really do. I do not enjoy or even quite understand them or their appeal. But that night we sat down on a curb right in front in an area that was not crowded at all and as I sat their holding Mr. Kaos’ hand with K in my lap I cried because I couldn’t help myself.

So um there. tagged. spilled. there you have it. Who shall I pin down with my taggity power??? Hmmm. I shall select only 4: Jo, Mielikki, Bubblewench (happy birthday bitch, do a meme) and Jen.

And now to follow the pattern that Flutter has set forth I shall update you as to my Harry Potter status. I started the book LATE on Friday. I have had little time to read so I am not yet done, but I only have about 150 pages left… soon, so soon I shall announce my completion… and then if you are a huge nerd like me I will invite you to email me with your thoughts and feeling on the book… But NOT YET…

11 thoughts on “welcome home bitch, have a meme…

  1. bellevelma says:

    Why are you even typing here? You should be reading. READING! Hurry up. I’ve got NO ONE to talk to as everyone is still reading.Welcome home!

  2. CamiKaos says:

    Oi. I am all done with it now. I will not be saying a word here on my blog but anyone wishing to e-mail me… we can talk about it theremommified me at gmail dot com

  3. flutter says:

    Oh how I do love you…in all of your randomness, bitch. :)Also since I know this will reach your inbox, let’s dish some HP, shall we?

  4. Mr. Fabulous says:

    How can a pedicure be relaxing? All they are doing is throwing some paint on your nails.

  5. CamiKaos says:

    No no no Mr Fab. You go in, they give you tea, you sit in a huge massage chair and soak your feet in warm fragrant bubbling water… then there is the business of trimming and such which is neither her nor there really and then… oh then is Judy and the 15 minute foot ankle and calf massage…. Then she throws some paint on… You need a good pedicure man…

  6. Jo Beaufoix says:

    Just got home to exploded blog. But will tackle meme over at my virb accounthttp://www.virb.com/1154530061135349Which I have to use till my blog has a new server and host.Nightmare.

  7. angel says:

    right… so just about everyoine i visited in the last coupla weeks is reading/ has read hp… i really must make a plan to read this book so i can also blog about it! mwaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa…

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