Hello?
Hello may I speak to CamiKaos?
This is CamiKaos
Oh hi there, this is myname at the tech department of thecompany. I just got off the phone with HP… they say ‘Ha ha… you’re puter is fucked up’
Oh, thanks…
Yeah, they said it should have an eta of the 3rd but I think they’re full it it. Sorry. Hope you see your puter again someday…
Umm yeah… so good to be home.
CamiKaos 
ahhhh for the love HP
bastards. We should take away their birthdays.
oh shit.