Okay so this really is the lamest of the lame... I may hang my head in shame, particularly because I am not doing this through any lack of inspiration, or even out of laziness, I am just curious as to how this will work. This is floating around myspace and it made me think, in … Continue reading I want answers…
contractors be ware…
So yesterday I had a horrible horrible return to my senses. I recalled just how much I hated dealing with contractors. As I told my mom on the phone after 2 days of not even being able to get a phone call returned from any of the 10 contractors I called "There is a special … Continue reading contractors be ware…
seasoning
I always think I hate summer. When asked what my favorite season is I will always answer Autumn. Or Fall. I have been known to say Fall. I always think I hate the summer. I hate it until it's nipping at my toes and kissing my face. Until the first time each year I'm watering … Continue reading seasoning
window to my soul… scratch that
In the two weeks of bathroom demo I have pulled a lot of things out. Walls, tiles, loose floor, filth, insulation, giant rusted metal dildos...But all the while I resisted the urge to rip out the window because we didn't have one to put in it's place and I loathed the thought of a big … Continue reading window to my soul… scratch that
who’s your momma?
Yeah, it just doesn't have the same ring to it as "who's your daddy?" but I'm going somewhere with it.Out of a need to entertain Mr. Kaos a few months ago I signed up for the Top Momma website. I think I mentioned how entertained he is by the whole Top Momma thing. It sounds … Continue reading who’s your momma?
I almost forgot my tomatoes
In all my endless jibber jabber about all the crazy ass stuff I pile on my to-do plate I almost forgot about one very big very satisfying thing I get to do this time of year. My garden. I'm not a pretty bulbs and flowers kind of garden girl. To me a garden isn't worth … Continue reading I almost forgot my tomatoes
typing with one hand…
i am typing this entire entry with one hand so don't expect anything that requires me to use the shift key...I wish i had a gloriously fun reason for this, we all know what I'm talking about (hey I just shifted with one hand, then I did it again!! I freaking rock!!!). As i was … Continue reading typing with one hand…
the caulk master, the cock master, and the magical internet connection…
I can't begin to tell you how much caulk was used unnecessarily in our bathroom. I don't even know where it could have come from. I didn't know there was a need for that much caulk in the whole world, let alone our little bathroom. After spending an entire day scraping it off I am … Continue reading the caulk master, the cock master, and the magical internet connection…
post election day rainbow…
Last night was the election. Anybody want to guess what happened???By the by, as I write this my Internet connection is DOWN. I think there is a plague, I don’t know if I will even be able to post again. I may have to leave my hermit hut and head over to a coffee shop … Continue reading post election day rainbow…
election day blues…
Occasionally I am capable of committing great acts of idiocy. That is not to say that I'm an idiot because clearly, I'm not (despite what that jury in Connecticut said). So in my swirl of crazy life right now the act of idiocy is that I'm not doing anything to make my job any easier.I … Continue reading election day blues…
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