This week I learned something really important. I mean completely invaluable...I learned that talking to inanimate objects doesn't make you crazy, it makes you creative:Dialog with my tableMe: So, you’re my tableT: Yeah, thanks for owning me… I used to be alive you know, big tree, lots of leaves and stuff…Me: You weren’t that kind … Continue reading camikaos goes to school: part 3
last night…
Last night, let me tell you, last night was a bad night. It wasn't good. Wasn't fun. Not so great. It was tough. Lets not pretend I think it was the toughest night, believe me there are millions of people who had a worse night than we did. No one here died, no one was … Continue reading last night…
firefly
Last year Mr. Kaos had to go away on business for father's day. He thought it really sucked, so rather than have K and I pout that we were spending Father's day alone he bought two plane tickets for K and I to go visit my father. My daddy.I know, I'm 30. I know it … Continue reading firefly
three things I want K to do…
Number 1Lets not pretend it is number 1 for any reason other than its importance, I want K to clean up her stuff.I mean come on, I am past caring that she's 5. Clean up sweetheart. Who do you think I am your mommy??? (lets just ignore the answer to that one shall we?)Number 2Stop … Continue reading three things I want K to do…
rockin
oh my gosh.I couldn't have seen this coming. I'm... well I'm speechless.Umm, but luckily I've prepared a little something, just in case, though I never thought this would happen...I'd like to thank my darling husband, Mr. Kaos, without his snark and love none of this would be possible....And K of course for just being as … Continue reading rockin
camikaos goes to school: part 2
the sound of the singing pirate The first time I took K to see Captain Bogg and Salty in concert it was all for her, after all how good can a band with a gimmick be? Really if you have to dress up like a pirate to get people to come and see you how … Continue reading camikaos goes to school: part 2
camikaos goes to school: part 1
The Room Where I WriteClick click click, even as I sit in the dining room I can hear the invasive noises of K’s toys, teaching her the alphabet, teaching her to make noise to keep herself from being lonely while I pay attention to the other details in this room. It was quiet until the … Continue reading camikaos goes to school: part 1
mr. kaos: on the internet
CK: OooohhhhMK: .............CK: Look at this bunnyMK: I need to take my contacts outCK: (tilting my laptop screen) can you see that bunny? It's the cutest thing EVER...MK: Yeah, "I can not has cheezburger", ohhhh the internet is a special placeCK: But it's so cute look it can't have a cheeseburger because it's a vegetarianMK: … Continue reading mr. kaos: on the internet
the strange thing about estrangement…
I may have spoken before about how close I am with my family, and that would be the truth, mostly. My husband and I, we're very close. It's not uncommon for people to marvel at, gag at, be suspicious of or disbelieve our saccharine sweetness. Or our hot tempers. We have passion, in our agreements … Continue reading the strange thing about estrangement…
the love…
Today has been an interesting day for me in many ways.There's a lot going on internally with me right now, and while I often tend to over share here I haven't quite been able to figure some of this stuff out to put it in writing.so you get NOTHING.Which is probably for the best because … Continue reading the love…