School has been back in session for a couple of weeks. I know 5 people with kids that have already gotten sick and, oh, what’s that sound?
And hark, do I hear the dulcet tones of of my charming child… oh….
That’s not what I wanted to hear. That’s a cough. And sniffling. And the voice of a sore throat having kid.
Where is my hazmat suit? I can’t really get sick right now.