It’s 3:24 in the afternoon right now. Well, not while you read this obviously, gawd knows when it is now. For all I know it’s the year 3010 and you’re trying to figure out what life was like on Earth and you somehow stumbled upon this blog in the hopes that it would give you information about the daily life of Earthlings in the early 21st century, because for all I know you could be from the planet Pysnorak 7.
I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you’re probably a human from the planet Earth and you’re reading this sometime in the not too distant future (future being defined as anytime more than 3 seconds after I type this).
Time travel, the future and the planet Pysnorak 7 have nothing to do with this post though. I’m only writing this now because I thought it was really odd that I was eating a bagel at 3:30ish in the afternoon. I’m totally a morning bagel eater. But there I was sitting at the dining table with a toasted multi-grain seed bagel with cream cheese. It was toasted, of course. And I thought how odd it was that I was eating a bagel.
Then I contemplated the odd chronology of my day. I started making dinner this morning and doing laundry and I cleaned the kitchen… all in the morning. I would totally normally do that in the late afternoon or the evening. And now this bagel thing??
I’m blaming it all on the dental hygienist that drugged me and cleaned my teeth this morning. I’m thinking there may have been something a little extra in that Nitrous tank.
On the plus side though, my teeth are super clean.