if only I’d known…

In all honesty I’ve been avoiding tags like the plague.

I have… if you’ve tagged me I haven’t noticed. I’ve built up these special blinders that serve one purpose and one purpose only… to keep my from having to do things that other people want me to do…

They’re generally pretty effective except that the other day I was making my rounds and bad mom had a post up that made me laugh laugh laugh… then she started tagging people and damn it if I didn’t see my name there plain as day… my name at the bottom of the post.

She got me… and now I feel compelled to comply so without further delay I present to you 5 classes that should have been taught in school:

1- Internet friendships 101
2- etiquette and the art of twitter
3- care and feeding of the male ego
4- making bacon a fat free food
5- how to sing karaoke sober and not care that you look like a fool…

I’m not tagging anyone though. No.

I won’t do it. You can’t make me…

Oh… except that Holly has to do it. And… maybe… Mel… and um…. Denise. Oh hell, Jo… you too…

I’m not kind… maybe there should have been a class on kindness?

12 thoughts on “if only I’d known…

  1. stephanie says:

    Oh dear, I should have taken Class #1 apparently…I’m sorry, I did not realize you specifically avoided memes and promise to never tag you again. (I am kind of excited that I somehow had the power to guilt you into it though :))I must say you did a splendid job in a fair time though. #5 is especially good; haven’t mastered that one yet either.

  2. stu says:

    Fat free bacon? NEVER! That is the what makes it magic. Otherwise it would be, well, chicken, or tofu.Long live bacon in all of it’s fatty, salty goodness.-Stu

  3. Jo Beaufoix says:

    Oh I like it. 1 and 5 are my favourites.. And in number 4 I’d change it to chocolate. And I will do it.And, I forgot to say, I gave you an award the other day. It has a cute dog on it. A dog on a bike. But you don’t HAVE to accept it ok? x

  4. holly says:

    i think you’d have gotten an ‘A’ in #1. and there i was, thinking ‘what the heck am i going to think about tonight?’you are a total lifesaver. no really. no, you really really are.OH!! there it is! the flash of inspiration! oooooh. ’tis a good’n!

  5. sybil law says:

    1. Funny term, when you think about internet friendships! Then again, I have a buzz.2. There’s etiquette on Twitter?3. Who would teach this class? Man? Woman? Aahhh – a hermaphrodite!4. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….5. Watch the kids and learn!Or drink, which I prefer.HahaThis one is funny!:)xo

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