Or maybe I should say never listen to my mother…
Don’t get me wrong, I like my mother. And I listen to my mother.
And usually… she doesn’t steer me so wrong.
Just the other day though, she gave me a bit of advice. It was a bit late for me to follow it… so I didn’t.
Boy am I glad I ignored her warnings. Boy am I glad I didn’t do what she said.
She told me that I should never ever ever ever watch Stardust.
Oh my holy hell was she wrong as wrong.
I want to wrap it up in a big bundle of hearts and tell it how much I love it.
I want to cuddle up with it.
I want to feed it popcorn and cherry coke.
Then I want to hang up a great big do not disturb sign and watch it with The Princess Bride.