Friday night, we’re all in bed watching Spongebob, K is just starting to snooze as I floss my teeth while Mr. Kaos looks up something music related on the vast store of knowledge that is the world wide web.
MK: That just sounds so wrong.
CK: What Spongebob?
MK: No, flossing, there is something so unnatural about putting something between your teeth.
CK: No there isn’t, it feels GOOD.
K: I like putting things between my teeth.
MK: You’re both sick.
CK: You know who else really likes flossing?
MK: The unibomber?
CK: No, Sybil does.
MK: I don’t even wanna know why you know that.
Hmm… Why do I know that Sybil? And does your girl like to floss too?