A quick search of the internet for signs of the coming zombie apocalypse yielded results that I feel are fairly inaccurate. Bizarre parasites, mutations, and idiotic political leaders don't seem to herald the end of times to me. Maybe it's just the time I grew up in? But today something hit much closer to home. … Continue reading the zombie apocalypse begins here…
sometimes it takes a while for things to work themselves out…
This is where I tell you something gross about myself. Why? Because I can't think of anything else to write about that I can write about and I was quite afraid I would forget the password for my blog if I didn't write something soon. Also? I like to listen to myself talk. Or type … Continue reading sometimes it takes a while for things to work themselves out…
all you need to know about me and the titanic…
Year and years and years ago, back in the day when I was young (but old enough to drink) I was dating a man who wanted to watch Titanic with me. The movie. I don't know if he really liked the movie or if he thought it was a good movie to watch on the … Continue reading all you need to know about me and the titanic…
you know, like on the wii…
My thumb is sore. While I find it important that you note this, it probably isn't the reason for what happened last night. I could use it as an excuse though. Maybe I should use it as an excuse. My poor sad hurt thumb. Come to think of it, it probably IS the reason for … Continue reading you know, like on the wii…
mother nature and I will just have to agree to disagree…
In my world there are really only two kinds of shoes that count... Pretty boots and pretty heels. Sure, sure. There are sneakers and flats and flip-flops and stuff but those are all second class citizens in my world. I wear them out of necessity. Practicality. When one goes on a ten mile walk, one … Continue reading mother nature and I will just have to agree to disagree…
because just maybe I’m an adult now. possibly…
As I sat in the waiting room of one of my kid's classes I was basking in the relative quiet and using the opportunity to get some emails sent out for work in the midst of what is an incredibly busy week. I glanced up to see what was happening on the other side of … Continue reading because just maybe I’m an adult now. possibly…
the chronicles of fish…
Internets, meet Fish. Fish, meet the internets. No, that's not his name. No, I don't know what his name is. He hasn't told us. Yet. He's still acclimating. To the water. To his tank. And to us. It would seem, in that, Fish and I have a lot in common.
the sex face and other embarrassing natural occurrences…
It's a sad fact of human nature that when we are in our most intimate moments we make faces that... well, that defy description. We may also sweat, moan, sigh, grunt, scream, squeal, squeak, and there are other things too. Things I won't even get into. The fact is sex would be gross and comical … Continue reading the sex face and other embarrassing natural occurrences…
expecting the unexpected is a totally vicious circle…
A few weeks ago I made a somewhat severe dietary change. There were reasons for it. Many many reasons. Health. Energy. Vanity. Age. The fact that half my fucking clothes don't fit. I've been dragging for ages. Not sleeping. No energy. Grumpy. Yes, you heard me. I've been grumpy. So I needed a change, and … Continue reading expecting the unexpected is a totally vicious circle…
drip tease…
Today was a should have day. A would have day. When I drifted off to sleep last night there were two sets of plans in my head. My mind turned them each over and over reviewing and revising what needed to occur for both Plan A and Plan B until the possibilities for both had … Continue reading drip tease…
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