Let me start off by saying that the title? That is a lie. An utter fabrication. If I were honest I would have titled this "I thought I just learned to knit and then realized I was utterly wrong and felt defeated..." Every decade or so I decide I want to learn to knit. I … Continue reading I just learned to knit…
Category: crazy
hate is such a strong word…
Last night on our way to the story telling event we attended (which was wonderful by the way, thanks for asking... we had a blast) we stopped to meet up with friends at a little Thai bistro for a bite to eat. As we sat waiting for our food and chatting with friends I managed … Continue reading hate is such a strong word…
summer in view
there was so much sun today that it poured in the windows as I was trapped in my house. I could not leave, there was far too much to do.But even the brief moments when I ventured out into the yard to take out the garbage or sort the recycling were heavenly.The warm air pressing … Continue reading summer in view
what to do with paddington bear…
I must start by warning you that at some point in this post I will admit to being a complete hormonal wreck with mascara running down my face... Now that we've got that out of the way...K's class has a bear. Paddington Bear to be more precise. It's the same general idea as the class … Continue reading what to do with paddington bear…
the hidden
As I walk the aisles of the grocery store it remains hidden beneath a pile of fresh produce. Mushrooms, onions, oranges, lettuce, broccoli... they all lay atop it. They mask it's presence with their beautiful colors...I push on. Finding cheeses, whole grain breads, yogurt, healthy snacks...At last it's time to check out and I push … Continue reading the hidden
blogger detox facility now open
Welcome to the Kaos Valley Detox and Treatment Facility where we can help you clean up your life...Messy house? No. We can't help you there.Addicted to smack? Nuh huh. No. There's nothing we can do.Have a coke problem? Ah now there we can help you... I myself battle with the Cherry devil... it's hard to … Continue reading blogger detox facility now open
tears of insanity and fish
I normally don't talk about "woman troubles" here.I think that was by designbut some days... some days I just have to say what I need to say.to get off my chest what is bothering mebe it real or imaginary...or maybe just intensely amplified.You know what I'm saying? Yeah... you know what I'm saying.If you don't … Continue reading tears of insanity and fish
sew be it…
this is one of those posts where I confide in you, my gentle readers...(even though you aren't really ALL so gentle, now are you?)... something has been on my mind. something has been gnawing at me. nibbling at my thoughts.I've been preoccupied with a desire to do something, to have something, to be a certain … Continue reading sew be it…
…like a baby
Monday was an odd day in the Kaos house. It was the very first day in 2 weeks that I was home alone.Sigh.It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be and I made some poor choices. It started off completely fine, good even... but from there it spiraled downhill until some how we … Continue reading …like a baby
I really want to make a post about the debate but…
As the Kaos family lays in bed recovering from this awful little bug that we've caught (by the by Mr. Kaos thinks this came from a specific coworker of his and though he is currently traveling abroad I will track his ass down and punish him for the sickness he has cast upon our family) … Continue reading I really want to make a post about the debate but…