I have a lot to do today.You can tell by the fact that I am sitting in bed wearing pants. Normally if I blog in bed I do so in my undies and a tank top because I know I have nowhere to hurry off to.So it is remarkable that I'm wearing pants.Often I will … Continue reading how to clean a kitchen…
Category: babble
black books…
I have this black book... no no no, not a little black book, not a little black book full of booty calls and conquests, if one of those ever existed it would be long gone by now. I have this black book. It's big and covered in canvas and made for drawing, sketching really.Now let … Continue reading black books…
you’ve got to funkifize…
Funk or Funkifize?My routine is thrown. Schedule? Blown. There is no such thing in these summer times. Part of me can get down with that no schedule sleep until 9... but here's the thing... I start to get into a funk after a while. I feel like I am turning into a lump. Just sitting … Continue reading you’ve got to funkifize…
quickeeeeee
it's 8:39 and for the first time in a week or 2 (how long has K been on summer vacation? the days melt into one another until there is no difference) we are all awake...Mr. Kaos is already zipping off toward his huge conglomerate, K is watching Peep (sounds, dirty, but it's about a chicken … Continue reading quickeeeeee
impact
Yesterday as I sat in my neighbor's backyard chatting about this and that, watching our children play I noticed a bird house tucked into a tree. An old birdhouse, white and blue and faded with age but well built, love went into it. At the peak of it's roof was a cross making me think … Continue reading impact
chirp chirp
wow...you hear that?crickets...where you at?
late night conversations
Last night just before falling asleep I pulled out a piece of paper and jotted down the most hysterical conversation Mr. Kaos and I have ever had. HILARIOUS. We're funny people. I intended to share it with all of you today, to lighten and brighten your lives...The problem?Things that seem funny late at night while … Continue reading late night conversations
turkey and cheese eggle…
I had a dream. I did. Really I did. It's true. I had a dream last night that I was on America's Next Top Model and I made it all the way to the end when they send the girls off to a foreign country and I was worried that I didn't have a passport … Continue reading turkey and cheese eggle…
meet the meat dude…
Envision the Kaos Family out front of the Kaos house. Watering roses, drawing chalk outlines, basking in the yard work of our neighbors, all from our little shaded patio. Suddenly a truck pulls to a halt in front of our well kept lawn. A big truck. A white truck. A truck with green letters that … Continue reading meet the meat dude…
not my frickin hero…
This is how lame I am. I am so lame that I am actually going to post something about the season finale of a show. A fictional show. A show that means nothing in the grand scheme of things. But here I am and I am going to talk about it. HOW LAME?! Very lame.With … Continue reading not my frickin hero…
