Today, as I sat in the waiting room waiting for my girl’s class to finish, there was a problem. A disturbance. In the force, if you will. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. They were totally in my head though…
But still, they needed silencing.
You see, someone stuck 3 stickers to the otherwise perfect, unadorned, totally clean half-wall. Stickers. On the wall.
Now I don’t know about you, but there are some places I can’t stand to see stickers. Mirrors, windows, furniture, and of course walls all fit neatly on that list.
But these walls are not mine. I’m a guest here. A guest, sitting and patiently waiting for my kids class to finish… Her 90 minutes class. And there were those stickers. 3 of them. 3 stickers from Trader Joe’s… You know the ones, they give them to your kid while you stand in the checkout line. 3 perfectly round colorful stickers some cashier at Trader Joe’s gave to some kid. A kid who likely has a sibling going to class here. Some kid that had to sit and wait for its older sibling for what must have seemed like hours upon hours. Potentially some kid whose parent was sitting right there not paying attention as the child stuck those 3 perfectly round stickers to the clean, unadorned, pale green half-wall.
I fucking hate that parent.
It took precisely 22 minutes for all my irritation and irrationality to come to head before I took two steps (one forward and one to the side) and removed those 3 perfectly round stickers, strode across the room, and threw them in the trash.
Somehow I’m sure this makes me the crazy one.
If that’s crazy, then I don’t wanna be sane.