I thought the emotional peak had passed. I thought I had ordered the monsters, whispered the affirmations, made peace with my choices, and settled in to wait. But no. The wait has its own chaos. It’s week two of falling down the Labubu hole, and things have escalated in ways I cannot fully explain. I’ve … Continue reading Creature Report Entry 002: Do Not Perceive Me Until Delivery
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Creature Report Entry 001: Please Be Weird in a Way I Can Love
I didn’t mean to become a person who collects weird little goblin toys. I’ve long hated Elf on the Shelf and its smug surveillance vibes. I’m more of a Skelly person—a full-sized plastic skeleton who lives in our house year-round. You can’t lose something that big. Though, to be fair, bones do keep falling off. … Continue reading Creature Report Entry 001: Please Be Weird in a Way I Can Love