A Labubu figure dressed in a fluffy pastel blue and purple costume with bunny ears sits inside a small white bowl filled with snack pieces, resting on a soft gray blanket.

Creature Report: Entry 007 — Fortified

August 22, 2025Leave a comment

I took the nameless Labubu down into the office to co-work with Tam and me. First-time visitor. He was unimpressed by the desk setup but immediately glued himself to the big screen where Animal Crossing was running. Watching tiny digital villagers fish and sweep their little islands seemed to delight him. Or maybe he was … Continue reading Creature Report: Entry 007 — Fortified

Hand-drawn colored pencil and ink sketch of a person standing outdoors in a forested area. They have short, wavy hair, wear round glasses, and are dressed in a loose dark shirt with beaded bracelets on their wrist, holding a camera strap. Perched on their shoulder is a small, pastel-colored creature with a fuzzy blue and pink body, rendered in soft color accents. The forest background is lightly sketched in grayscale with hints of green foliage.

Creature Report: Entry 006 — Protection Field Engaged

August 15, 2025Leave a comment

Just enough time for an update before I wander out into the rain-glow that makes me love this city. Labubu is less thrilled. He’s sulking because Rick insists he be “secured” in public, allegedly to protect him from Labubu snatchers. Which is funny, because I was under the impression Rick didn’t even like him... Day … Continue reading Creature Report: Entry 006 — Protection Field Engaged

Creature Report: Entry 005 – He Knows What He Did

August 8, 2025Leave a comment

Some creatures come bearing joy. Others bring mayhem. Mine arrived and immediately began reorganizing the house—emotionally and otherwise. This week, he unearthed a long-forgotten tiki relic, possibly cursed (definitely ceramic), and claimed it as his own. I haven’t questioned his intentions. Mostly because he hasn’t blinked in four days. Day 29 The silence between us … Continue reading Creature Report: Entry 005 – He Knows What He Did

Creature Report: Entry 004 – They’re Heeeeere

August 1, 2025August 1, 2025Leave a comment

It finally happened. After weeks of delay, incantations disguised as order confirmations, and whispered pleas into the void of tracking numbers… two of the creatures arrived. But not by mail. Not by courier. Not even via Pop Mart drop. They were hand-delivered by my internet fairy godfather at the sweetest little coffee shop on the … Continue reading Creature Report: Entry 004 – They’re Heeeeere

Creature Report Entry 003: Is this a customer service séance?

July 25, 2025July 24, 2025Leave a comment

I’m not sure if I’ve reached out in faith or if I’ve simply begun to mourn. I emailed the seller—not with rage or even frustration, but with something softer. Something that lives between hope and grief. Was it a hopeful communication attempt? Or the first stage of goblin-related loss? It’s hard to tell. Time moves … Continue reading Creature Report Entry 003: Is this a customer service séance?

Creature Report Entry 001: Please Be Weird in a Way I Can Love

July 11, 2025July 11, 20251 Comment

I didn’t mean to become a person who collects weird little goblin toys. I’ve long hated Elf on the Shelf and its smug surveillance vibes. I’m more of a Skelly person—a full-sized plastic skeleton who lives in our house year-round. You can’t lose something that big. Though, to be fair, bones do keep falling off. … Continue reading Creature Report Entry 001: Please Be Weird in a Way I Can Love

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