Or maybe I should say never listen to my mother...Don't get me wrong, I like my mother. And I listen to my mother.usually.And usually... she doesn't steer me so wrong.Just the other day though, she gave me a bit of advice. It was a bit late for me to follow it... so I didn't.Boy am … Continue reading never listen to your mother…
3 AM… a bedtime story
It was almost precisely 3 AM... give or take an hour for daylight savings time.My birthday had just reached its official end... though there was certainly more celebration to come.I wasn't celebrating though... no no no. I was laying in my big huge bed embracing slumber. Sleeping soundly. Dreaming the blissful dreams induced by 2 … Continue reading 3 AM… a bedtime story
strange love with holly: parts 2 and 3
First I must say that I DID declare the winning name in that last podcast... I said MEGATRON... at least I think I did.We're calling it MEGATRON.(dan... let's talk about your prize)and yes... I say it in all caps... Mr. Kaos would prefer curious george but that just makes me laugh and clearly I don't … Continue reading strange love with holly: parts 2 and 3
strange love episode 004: talk talk talk with Holly! part 1
I awoke at the relatively decent hour of 9 am on my birthday. I made something for my child to eat, I made coffee for my man to drink, I received love and hugs and accolades for just being me and then... I ate bacon.That should be enough for any woman... but the birthday fun … Continue reading strange love episode 004: talk talk talk with Holly! part 1
it’s my party and I’ll laugh if I want to…
No real post right now because...It's my birthday...So thank you to those of you who've sent my birthday wishes far and wide...I'll feel so lucky to be alive and to have my family and all of you...I'm off to get cleaned up for a lovely dinner out with the charming Mr. Kaos... but keep a … Continue reading it’s my party and I’ll laugh if I want to…
following the followers…
Okay.I do this thing where I resist something new and resist and resist and resist... and then eventually I get worn down and decide...OKAY FINE I'LL DO IT.This happened with Facebook... though I went willingly on to the Myspace...Well yesterday I finally crossed over to the short attention span theater of the social networking world...Twitter.I … Continue reading following the followers…
the penis who would be named…
Did you think I had forgotten?that I was avoiding it?that I was banking on the fact that you all have short attention spans?Nope.I just hadn't gotten back around to it...and by "it" I totally mean the contest to name my husband's penis...But what's the rush to judgment? It's gone 44 years without a name... a … Continue reading the penis who would be named…
sew be it…
this is one of those posts where I confide in you, my gentle readers...(even though you aren't really ALL so gentle, now are you?)... something has been on my mind. something has been gnawing at me. nibbling at my thoughts.I've been preoccupied with a desire to do something, to have something, to be a certain … Continue reading sew be it…
…like a baby
Monday was an odd day in the Kaos house. It was the very first day in 2 weeks that I was home alone.Sigh.It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be and I made some poor choices. It started off completely fine, good even... but from there it spiraled downhill until some how we … Continue reading …like a baby
fit february…. where did you go?
I'm looking around... something seems suddenly different...Could it be that we are somehow in the 3rd month of 2008? Because um... looking at the calendar and outside the window it's kind of looking that way to me.Where is 2008 headed? Where did the after holiday calm go?What happened to February?There was this big thing happening … Continue reading fit february…. where did you go?
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