Mike: Hey babe, you should consider revamping your blog.
Me: Oh yeah?
Mike: Yeah… Call it: “Mommified Me: Full Frontal Nudity” I bet more guys would read it.
Me: Oh really?
Mike: I’ll take a picture of you topless flipping off the camera.
Me: Yeah babe, that’s my thing.
Mike: If you tell your friends I said that will they think I’m a whore pig?
Me: No honey, a pig whore.
Mike: They’ll think that?
Me: No babe, they already know you’re a pig… but you’re my pig and I love you.
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CamiKaos 
Pig Whore? Naaaaaaahhhhh! He’s just trying to help. And, as all men know, everything’s better with boobies & attitude (throw in a beer, and you have perfection).
Boobies & beer! That’s what’s it’s all about for men!! Mike’s not a pig whore! Just happens to own a penis.
You do know that Mike is right though? You show some skin, and well, your reader numbers in the ‘man’ field will totally go up! LOL!