I got nothin.
Nothin for all of you good Internet fearing folk out there who faithfully scan and browse the big world wide web for little pearls of … what pearls are you looking for? Conventionally it would be wisdom, but I am not sure how much wisdom I’ve been handing out.
Oh CamiKaos the wise who falls off her bike and dances to silly songs wearing pants on her head tell us what wise words trickle from your fingertips on this overcast afternoon?
“Carrots are good for you” says I. Unless of course you are allergic to them or you don’t chew well and you choke. So, really the words of wisdom, if you aren’t allergic to them, eat carrots because they are good for you, and chew well so you won’t choke… because choking is unwise.