September 14, 2011
This is not the first note I’ve written to you today, dear laptop. Earlier I asked why you won’t add a period when I double space after a sentence. It’s not like I was holding you personally responsible. It’s not like I thought it was JUST you. It’s the entire computing industry. I’m just so [...]
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September 12, 2011
This isn’t about the socially awkward slightly clueless guys that can’t really figure out how to approach a woman. Not guys that stumble over their words. It isn’t the shy guys. It isn’t even about the overly confident cocky assholes who think they’re god’s gifts to women. This is for the creeps. A bit of [...]
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